Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – July 15th 2021 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Pre-Pandemic Funnies(2) and More Witty Sayings

A look back at the things we found funny a few months before Covid found its way into our funnies each week!

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Now something from Sally

Financial success will help you find some mighty interesting relatives.

Old Bureaucrats never die, they just waste away.

It isn’t whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.

Crime wouldn’t pay if the government ran it.

People who live in stone houses shouldn’t throw glasses.

If it was not for the last minute, nothing would get done.

A fool and his money are soon elected

Misers are no fun to live with but as ancestors they are great.

If you can’ say anything nice about anybody, let’s hear it now.

Thanks to Wise Crackers for Smart Cookies 1992, recently found on my shelves..and considering the oddities are nearly 30 years old… it shows how little things have changed…

 

Thanks for dropping in and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… Debby and Sally.

32 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – July 15th 2021 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Pre-Pandemic Funnies(2) and More Witty Sayings

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  2. Loved your one-liners Sal. Yes, financial success always brings new fair weathered people into our lives. And crime wouldn’t pay if the greedy gov’t ran it, lol. ❤

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  3. Yes! So funny. I love the double vision, Debby. I’ll work on that this afternoon. And the Misers make great ancestors… how true! I wish I had one of those. Ha ha. Thanks Sally and Debby.

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