Firstly, with the results of previous sleuthing on the Internet are some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some jokes from Sally.
D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
Thanks to Debby for finding these treasures… please give her a round of applause..
D. G. Kaye – Buy: Amazon US – And: Amazon UK Blog: D.G. Writes – Goodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads – Twitter: @pokercubster
Check out Debby’s series here on Smorgasbord D.G. Kaye Explores the Realms of Relationships 2020
Now for a joke or two from Sally
No good deed
As a man is walking down the street he sees an old man sitting on the pavement just outside a pub, a fishing hat decorated with hooks and colorful floats on his hat and a fishing rod in his hand. However there is no river or lake anywhere near and his fishing line ends in a puddle of muddy water on the other side of the street.
“Oh that poor soul”, the man thinks to himself and says: “Hello good man. Why don’t you let me invite you to a drink in that pub over there?” The old man agrees and they sit down for a beer.
Since the situation is pretty awkward the guy who invited the old man doesn’t really know how to break the silence, so he just orders another few rounds of drinks. Finally he has gathered the courage to ask the old man: “And? Are they biting?”
The old man puts on a smile and says he can’t complain. Surprised by this answer his companion asks: “Really? So how many have you caught today?”
The old man takes a large sip from his beer and replies: “Including you? That would be eight I believe.”
Thanks for dropping in today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face..thanks Debby and Sally.
Fantastic! I don’t think I’ll ever look at a slug the same way. Thanks, Sally and Debby!
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Lol homeless, no wonder they go for the cabbages…hugsx
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Oh, these were amazing! Each one make me laugh. Thanks for sharing, Debby and Sally! 🙂
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Wonderful thanks Yvette…hugsx
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Happy to bring a smile Yvette. ❤
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These are hysterical! Best laughs of the day!
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Thanks Pete.. delighted to hear it..xx
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🙂 🙂
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Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool :-)) They are all so wonderful. This with the divorced snails is perfect, for sharing too. 😉 Thank you Debby and Sally! xx Michael
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Great thanks Michael… and those snails had me in stitches…enjoy Wednesday hugsxx
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Really? This summer here we had a lot of them. All with their own houses. In Germany only five percent of the citizens are have own living property, so all immigrants have to bring their houses with them. Lol xx Michael
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They are called mobile homes here Michael…they go from garden to garden…lol..xx
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Hey, a great naming. We never before had some in our garden. But this year a part of the wall around three square meters was full of them. As we are growing no food in the garden, it was no problem. hugsx
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Perhaps you could export them to France… they would go down a treat with a bit of garlic lol..hugsx
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Happy to bring the smiles Michael. xx
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Thank you very much, Debby! Best wishes, and please stay save. We have a new virus variant arriving. ;-/ xx Michael
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Thanks Michael. Seems, we all have a new variant lurking! Yes, stay safe my friend! 🙂 xx
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Thanks very much Michael…hugsx
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:-)) hugsx
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Lol, clever fisherman Sal. Thanks for sharing the dog goodies. ❤ xx
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Thanks Debby ♥
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Thanks for the laughs, ladies. I love the one about the surgeons, Debby. Lol. And a great fishing story, Sally.
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So glad you enjoyed Diana ❤
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Thanks Diana.. ♥
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These were funny. 😀 😀
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Great thanks Kymber…hugsx
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I loved them all, ladies. Many thanks.
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We’re happy to hear Viv 🙂
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Great thank you Viv…hugsx
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I enjoyed all of these – great choices! thanks for the laughs…
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Glad you enjoyed Jim 🙂
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Thanks very much Jim…hugsx
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Redo means repeat laughs, Maids of Mirth.
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I’m good with repeat John. 🙂 thanks.
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Glad you enjoyed the second time around John…hugsx
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For me, the dog thrown out of the casino…. 😀
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That was my favorite as well!
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Lol… probably the only winner of the night…hugsx
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I relate to the German shepherd! They really are like shadows. I could tell you stories. Let’s just say they’re known for their herding instinct for good reason!
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Lol, I have no doubts Claire ❤
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As always, great laughs, ladies! The surgeons’ conversation take the cake today!
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Glad you enjoyed Jan ❤
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Thanks Jan…and rather fond of that one myself..hugsx
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Thanks for the chuckles, ladies! I don’t know how you manage to find these but I’m very grateful that you do! xx
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Lol Trish. I cannot reveal my sources LOL ❤
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