Firstly, some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some funnies from Sally. Thanks to those who share the funnies on the internet.
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Now for some funnies from Sally….
Allegedly from the Lonely Hearts column in ‘Ireland’s Own’ magazine of some years ago!!!
Grossly overweight Louth turfcutter, 42 years old, Gemini, seeks nimble sexpot, preferably South American, for tango sessions, candlelit dinners and humid nights of screaming passion. Must have own car and be willing to travel.
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Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area, seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in pints, fags, Glasgow Celtic football club and starting scraps on Patrick Street at three in the morning.
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Bitter, disillusioned Kerryman lately rejected by long-time fiancé seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced b******ches.
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Ginger-haired Galwegian trouble-maker, gets slit-eyed and shirty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more.
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Artistic Clare woman, 53, petite, loves rainy walks on the beach, writing poetry, unusual sea-shells and interesting brown rice dishes, seeks mystic dreamer for companionship, back rubs and more as we bounce along like little tumbling clouds on life’s beautiful crazy journey. Strong stomach essential.
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Chartered accountant, 42, seeks female for marriage. Duties will include cooking, light cleaning and accompanying me to office social functions. References required. No timewasters.
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Bad-tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard living in a damp cottage in the arse end of Roscommon seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady with big chest.
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Attractive brunette, Macroom area, winner of Miss Wrangler competition at Jolenes Nightclub, Macroom, in September 1978, seeks nostalgic man who’s not afraid to cry for long nights spent comfort drinking and listening to old Abba records. Please, Please!
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Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8pm and 11.30pm.
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Optimistic Mayo man 35, seeks blonde 20 year old double-jointed supermodel who owns her own brewery and has an open-minded twin sister.
Thank you for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. Debby and Sally.
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So funny!!
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Glad we made you smile Jennie.. hugsx
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Definitely! Hugs to you, Sally. 😀
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Sally, those are priceless! I wonder if any of them got their man/woman. ?
I love the anti- snore mattress, Debby, and the tardy arrest is so funny. I also liked the burnt letters, and I have that superpower, too.
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Good to know you are a superwoman Viv and glad you enjoyed the dating ads… not sure how much response they got…hugsx
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Good laughs!
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Thanks Dolly.. have a good weekend ♥
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Thank you, dear Sally, you too.
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Thanks for sharing the funnies Michael..Happy Easter.. hugsx
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Thank you and Debby as well for the great laughter. Happy Easter to you and Debby as well. xx Michael
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I have the long line superpower too, but when I jump to another it’s even slower! Thanks for the laughs, ladies.❤️
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Lol.. me too… Happy Easter Jill. xx
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Hilarious, Sally and Debby – loved the Irish lonely hearts, very tempting LOL. Toni x
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Lol Toni. Glad to bring the smiles ❤
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Nothing like making your requirements clear and precise ♥
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Okay, my jaw is still hanging as I read through every ad and shake my head that anyone would reply to any of these scary people. LOL ❤
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Equally scary people perhaps..with evil intent lol ♥
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I loved the wet floor, too, and the ads were brilliant! Many thanks to both of you for the laughs. xx
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Thanks Alex.. delighted to hear..♥
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Thanks Trish, we aim to please 🙂 xx
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Ha! Ha! Love these ladies, especially the wet floor. 🙂
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Thanks Jan… ♥♥
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Lol, thanks Jan ❤
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I also have the long-line superpower, Debby. Lol. And thanks for the laughs, Sally. Those Irish advertiser might have lonely hearts but they have awesome senses of humor. Thanks for the laughs, my friends.
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Thanks Diana… my lines always move slower than all the others especially with I have ice cream of other frozen bits thawing… x♥
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Lol.
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So glad you enjoyed Diana. I had a great chuckle myself here today. ❤
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I know. So funny. 🙂
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Outstanding, ladies. Thanks for the laughs. Hugs
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Thanks William just what we like to hear.. hugsx
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Lol Will, so glad you enjoyed. ❤
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Outstanding Maids of Mirth. The cartoons and ads were hilarious.
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Wonderful thanks John..hugsx
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Lol thanks John. I quite enjoyed all of them myself. 🙂
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Thanks for the giggles!
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Thanks Denise…hugsx
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Hugs Denise xx
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Somehow, I don’t think those personal ads are going to bring these people the partners of their dreams. By the way, where can I buy one of those Snore-B-Gone mattresses?
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Lol.. I think more partners of their nightmares.. and I think those beds have sold out….xxx
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I’m lmao lolol ❤
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Lolol LIz! I cracked up when I read your interest in that gizmo 🙂 🙂
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These were great! The fish hooks and the written letters cracked me up. And those ads are too much! Great laughs, Debby and Sally! 🙂
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Thanks Yvette.. delighted you enjoyed..hugsx
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Lol Yvette, I’m still laughing at these goodies ❤
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