Firstly, some funnies foraged from the web from Debby Gies – D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
My thanks to Debby for expert foraging…
D. G. Kaye – Buy: Amazon US – And: Amazon UK Blog: D.G. Writes – Goodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads – Twitter: @pokercubster
Debby’s latest post in her series Spiritual Awareness. Life Lessons – Meeting People for Reasons and Seasons
Now something from Sally’s Joke book archives….
Waiter service
An out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant he’d enjoyed on a previous trip to the city.
Finally catching the eye of an overworked waiter, he said, “You know, it’s been over five years since I first came in here.” “You’ll have to wait your turn, sir,” replied the harried and now irritated waiter, “I can only serve one table at a time.”
Timing Issues..
A grandmother was discussing the Bible with her youngest granddaughter.
Were you in the ark? asked the little girl.
‘No’, laughed her grandmother.
‘Then why didn’t you drown.’
We hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… thanks Sally and Debby.
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Thanks for sharing Jamie.
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Love these.
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Thanks Jamie.
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These are great. My first reaction was I didn’t drown either, but I see others thought the same.
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Lol thanks Carla… Have a lovely Easter. x
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Thanks Debby and Sally! These were hilarious!❤️
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Thanks Jill and have a lovely Easter ♥
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My favorite is the first one. Poor dog . . .
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I agree lol…Happy Easter Liz.. xx
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Happy Easter, Sally.
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Well done, Maids of Mirth. Liked the password and the Ark story best.
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Thanks very much John and have a lovely Easter hugs
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You as well, Sally.
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Happiness 😊
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Thanks Willow and have a lovely weekend hugsx
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And you too Sally Easter 🐰
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Lots of chuckles here today. I had to laugh at the password, Debby. It’s just like that! Lol. And I love the ark question, Sally. So funny and probably a real conversation. 😀
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Thanks Diana and out of the mouths of babes – Happy Easter ♥
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Oh, passwords!! By the time I make one, I’ll have to do ‘forgot password’ again. 😀 The restaurant, we should all go before dinner hour! Thank you, ladies.
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I agree Miriam I seem to be resetting mine more often these days. Happy Easter ♥
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Happy Easter to you, Sally. 😍
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Great laughs. You did it again ladies. “She’s a cat” and “Why didn’t you drown” caught me by surprise. Hugs
Reblogged on Improvisation – “The Art of Living”
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Lol..glad you enjoyed William…give a whole new meaning to ‘cat fishing’ hugsxx
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Good ones, ladies. 🙂 The harried waiter brought an out-loud chuckle.
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Lol.. not quite as bad but we had a similar experience when out to lunch yesterday.. ♥
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Hi both, these gave we a good giggle.
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Good to hear Robbie and have a lovely Easter ♥
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You too, Sally
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Lol Sal, loved your jokes. The ark was hysterical. ❤
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Thanks Debby and for your excellent foraging ♥
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Wonderful collection, Sally and Debby. I loved the Bible story and the innocence of the child. ❤️
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Lol, l loved the ark too. ❤
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Thanks Gwen…always lovely to hear ♥♥
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The taco ingredients in the new password is my favorite!
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Thanks Rebecca… I might just remember those when in my dotage even if I forget everything else lol. xx
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Jokes are the best for us to remember!
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Totally agree Rebecca ♥
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The woman’s personalities and the timing issues were my favorites! Thanks for the laughs, Debby and Sally!
Yvette M Calleiro 🙂
http://yvettemcalleiro.blogspot.com
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Lol Yvette, happy to entertain ❤
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Great thanks Yvette, delighted you enjoyed ♥
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Bahaha, I found out she’s a cat! The fact that we’re all here makes me wonder if that Ark was more of a party cruise with more people then they’ve let on. Hugs, C
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Lol Cheryl, no doubt there were extra VIPs. 🙂 xx
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Glad you enjoyed Cheryl and I think you are right about the Ark lol ♥
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I didn’t drown either. LOL
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Lol 🙂
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Good to hear Sue ♥
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