Firstly, some funnies foraged from the web from Debby Gies – D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
My thanks to Debby for expert foraging…
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Debby’s first post in her 2024 series Life Lessons 101: Kindness
Now some observations on life after 70 by the rich and famous.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes. Anon
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The biggest myth is that as you grow older, you gradually lose your interest in sex. This myth probably got started because younger people seem to want to have sex with each other at every available opportunity including traffic lights, whereas older people are more likely to reserve their sexual activities for special occasions such as the installation of a new pope. Dave Barry.
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My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right I feel ten years older already… Milton Berle.
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After seventy you still chase women, but only downhill… Bob Hope.
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Doctor: ‘I don’t know quite how to put this – but your heart is on its last legs and you have only six months to live.’
‘Is there nothing I can do? asked the shocked man.
‘Well,’ said the doctor, ‘you can give up alcohol and smoking. Don’t eat any fried food or sugar and don’t even think about sex.’
‘Will this make me live longer?’ the man asked hopefully.
‘No,’ replied the doctor, ‘It’ll just seem longer.’ Anon
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On my seventieth birthday I went to a Harley Street plastic surgeon. The top man in his field. I said ‘Look here! Can you give me the face and body of Kim Kardashian?’
He took one look at me and replied, ‘Madam! If I could do that I’d be raising the dead and walking on water.’ Mike Knowles.
We hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… thanks Sally and Debby.
Very good! Thanks, Debby and Sally! Always appreciate the smiles!
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Glad you enjoyed Olga ♥
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Thanks for the morning laughs, ladies. My husband thanks you too. We got a good chuckle. 🙂
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Delighted you both enjoyed Diana.. have a lovely weekend..♥
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Loved the cockroach!
Cockroaches sre people too.
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According to science they will outlast us all… so they must be pretty special…enjoy your weekend.
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You too!
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Loved the cockroach!!!!!!!
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He is out on loan as we speak…lol
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😉
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Ladies, my wife wants one of those cockroaches. Keith
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We will see what we can rustle up Keith.. are stock is low at the moment due to the demand lol.
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Thanks for the giggles, ladies! ❤️
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Thanks Marje..hugsx
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💜💜🌸😊
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Thanks Willow..♥
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Wonderful!!! I actually chuckled out loud a few times! Thanks, Sally & Debby, for all that you do to brighten our days! xx
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Delighted to pass them along Jill… glad we made you laugh ♥
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And I am passing them along as well … reblogging for my p.m. post! Thanks again! ❤
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Thanks Jill very much… ♥
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Lol Sal, thanks for foraging. And so much to look forward to in our 70s LOLOL ❤
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Glad you were amuused Debby having been over that particular milestone for over a year now, not sure I find it quite so amusing lol. Perhaps I need to get a few more years under my belt ♥♥
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Lolol Sal, you crack me right up!!! 🙂 🙂 ❤
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♥♥
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I need that cockroach.
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Lolol 🙂
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I need that husband!!! 🤣
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LOl…xxx♥
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Lol.. I believe he is available to rent…xx
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Fun, fun, fun. Thanks for the chuckles!
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Great thanks Noelle.. ♥
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Love this!
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Thanks Jennie ♥
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Super, ladies. Many thanks. Hugs
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Reblogged on Improvisation – “The Art of Living”
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Glad you enjoyed William and for sharing ♥
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Happy to bring the smiles William. Thanks for sharing. xx
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All hilarious, ladies x
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Thanks very much Toni ♥
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Yay, thanks Toni xx
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Hilarious!
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Thanks very much Cindy ♥
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Laughter is the best medicine, they say. And there is a lot of great medicine in this post. Thank you Sally & Debby!
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Great to hear Rebecca and thanks for letting us know ♥
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Thanks Rebecca. We like to think so too. Hugs xx
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Excellent jokes. The one about the jogging aging you made me giggle. I go for walks but jogging is out of the question.
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Walking my speed now too Robbie ♥
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Thanks Robbie. I too will walk for hours, but no thanks to jogging. 🙂 x
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I’m suffering from deja vu! But they were just as good the second time around.
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Great Jemima…xxx
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I love that – playing online before the internet. That was how we had fun 🥰
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so true Esther…♥
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The Maids of Mirth strike again.Thank you both.
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Thanks very much John…hugsx
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Thanks so much John. We aim to please. 🙂
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Grins and giggles!
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Good to hear thanks Liz xx
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You’re welcome, Sally.
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Love the clothesline, which is identical to the one I still use!
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Lol.. and still dries perfectly I am sure.. thanks Dorothy ♥
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Original sun and wind power!
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Great ladies ❤️❤️
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Thanks Willow ♥
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Thanks Willow, glad you enjoyed. ❤
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