Author Daniel Kemp keeps us entertained daily on Facebook with his witty jokes and funny images.. by popular request he has agreed to do another open mic night for us here today…
and a joke to round off the performance..
There were four University students taking chemistry and all of them had an A so far.
These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party.
They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn’t make it back to school until early Monday morning.
Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final they would explain to their professor why they missed it.
They said that they visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tyre. As a result, they missed the final.
The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day.
The guys were excited and relieved.
They studied that night for the exam.
The next day the Professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them each the 100 point exam.
They quickly answered the first problem worth 5 points. Cool, they thought! Each one in separate rooms, thought this was going to be easy.
Then they turned the page.
On the second page was written… For 95 points: Which tyre
About Daniel Kemp
Daniel Kemp, ex-London police officer, mini-cab business owner, pub tenant and licensed London taxi driver never planned to be a writer, but after his first novel –The Desolate Garden — was under a paid option to become a $30 million film for five years until distribution became an insurmountable problem for the production company what else could he do?
In May 2018 his book What Happened In Vienna, Jack? became a number one bestseller on four separate Amazon sites: America, UK, Canada, and Australia.
Although it’s true to say that he mainly concentrates on what he knows best; murders laced by the mystery involving spies, his diverse experience of life shows in the short stories he writes, namely: Why? A Complicated Love, and the intriguing story titled The Story That Had No Beginning.
He is the recipient of rave reviews from a prestigious Manhattan publication, been described as –the new Graham Green — by a managerial employee of Waterstones Books, for whom he did a countrywide tour of signing events, and he has appeared on ‘live’ television in the UK.
A selection of books by Danny
An extract from a recent review for A Covenant of Spies
Daniel Kemp’s latest book ‘A Covenant of Spies’ is everything that I have come to expect from him; an erudite, complex tale, that is so well developed, he, quite seriously, makes me wonder if he really does know something that the rest of us can only imagine.
Just in case you’re not familiar with Daniel Kemp’s work…He writes political thrillers and A Covenant of Spies is the fourth book in his ‘Lies and Consequences’ series. His books are beautifully researched and crafted into stories navigating the world of his protagonist Patrick West. It’s a device that not only introduces the reader to the murky world of lies and spies, it also delineates the passing of time in, what to the reader, becomes a strange unfamiliar and alien place in the 20th and early 21st centuries.
The narrative is driven by dialogue between Fraser Ughert and Patrick West. Despite having known each other for many years, and on occasions worked together, there are vast areas of the Secret Services about which West knows little. Ughert is advanced in his years and he tells tales of the Cold War, spies busy with subterfuge, spies who were up to their necks in events that could shift the balance, the potential disaster of a war on humanity. We are dazzled by the sheer amount of spies of all nationalities; this book really demonstrates that there really is A Covenant of Spies.
But come on, this is fiction, isn’t it? Really? Well think again…
Read the reviews and buy the books also in audio: Amazon UK
And : Amazon US
Read more reviews and follow Daniel on : Goodreads
Connect to Daniel
Website: Author Danny Kemp
Facebook: Books by Daniel
Twitter: @danielkemp6
My thanks to Danny for letting me share his funnies…have a good weekend and thanks for dropping in..Sally
Oh, these are wonderful! *big grin* As a teacher, I particularly enjoyed the joke (evil chortle).
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Thanks Liz.. and yes that professor must have been laughing his head off..hugsx
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What a great mix. Lol First the laughter and than about spies. In my opinion sometimes its similar.
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You are not far wrong there Michael..glad you enjoyed..hugs
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Lol – Boys have to invent possibilities tricking adults.
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Oh,these were hilarious. Don’t even know which is my fav today, but that joke was hilarious and could almost predict the perfect ending. lol ❤
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I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when they got that question lol. My other favourite was Tracey.. a few of those experts on FB..♥♥
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Lmaoooooooooooooooooo no kidding!!!!!!!!! ❤ 🙂 🙂
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Reblogged this on Daniel Kemp and commented:
Another slice of laughter generously put together and shared by Sally Cronin on Smorgasbord Laughter Lines.
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Thanks for letting me share Danny… great laughs..hugsx
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Another brilliant gift you present me with, Sally. You are indeed a generous, whole-hearted, lovely person and I’m privileged to have met you. Thank you for this!
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Entirely my pleasure Danny.. and happy to steal your funnies every couple of weeks.. they are going down very well.. Enjoy your weekend..hugs ..
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Why does my PC keep changing my words? Apologies to D…
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That’s my secret name.
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Actually, Canny does rather suit you…
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I have been a fan of Danny for a while now. He always cheers my up!
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Me too Jaye..hugsx
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LOL. Thanks, Daniel. Thank you Sally for hosting Daniel today.
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Thanks John.. always room for more laughter..hugsx
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So true.
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Now I know some Mandarin now!
And I’ve been doing the same type of gardening…
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Thanks Jim and we will be multilingual before we know it… x
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as long as we can use fruit to spell things out… 🙂
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lol..yesx
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Plenty of meat in this one, Sally. Very interesting. Many thanks. Hugs xx
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Glad you enjoyed thanks Joy..hugsxx
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Very cute.
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Thanks Dolly..hugsx
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You are very welcome, dear Sally. Hugs right back to you.
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All great, Sally, but the one about the tyre, that is hilarious.
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I know, excellent…xx
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