Welcome to laughter lines. Debby and I have accumulated quite a few jokes and memes about the joys of aging.. part one today and part two on Thursday. (Disclaimer we have not experienced any of the following symptoms as we are only spring chickens!)
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Now something from Sally
Living to 80…
I recently registered with a new doctor who insisted on a full work up. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing “fairly well” for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him,” Do you think I’ll live to be 80?”
He asked, “Do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or wine?”
“Oh no,” I replied. “I’m not doing drugs, either.”
Then he asked, “Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?”
I said, “No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy.”
“Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?”
“No, I don’t,” I said.
He asked, “Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?”
“No,” I said. “I don’t do any of those things.”
He looked at me and said, “Then why do you want to live to 80?
Thanks for dropping in and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… Debby and Sally.