Time for a rewind of funnies we shared two years ago and we hope you will enjoy again.
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Now something from Sally
Mile High Club
The aircraft was on its final approach and after making his announcement to the passengers, the captain forgot to switch off the PA system.
‘As soon as we land I am going to have a cold beer and then make passionate love to that red-headed flight attendant.’
The flight attendant in question was shocked and began a hurried dash to the cockpit before anything else incriminating was revealed.
She was in such a hurry that she tripped over a suitcase sticking out into the aisle and fell in a heap. A little old lady leant over to her. ‘No need to rush dear,’ she said, ‘he said he was going to have a cold beer first.’
Thanks for dropping in and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… Debby and Sally.
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sounds like the pilot has his priorities in the right order… 🙂
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Lol.. xx
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Loved these. The Mile High Club – never travel with rock musicians!! lol
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I can imagine..actually travelled back from Texas one time with ZZ Top.. perfect gentlemen…hugsx
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that’s pretty cool!
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One of my favourite bands.. real treat..xx
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I got to see them in concert a LOOOONG time ago. One of the loudest concert I’d ever been to, and only three guys making all that noise…
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Lol..there is a reason my husband wears ear plugs to concerts…x
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smart guy!
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You lucky woman! I love ZZ Top. Bet that was a hoot. x
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They were brilliant..xx
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So much fun. Sally and Debby; Y’all thrill me 🙂
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Great to hear thanks Claire.. thank goodness for laughter…hugsx
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One has to wonder, where do those socks go? 🙂 Good ones, ladies!
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lol..perhaps we need a facebook page for lost and found..♥
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The socks joke is clever. I also like the notion that the shoe is on the other foot for a change with the turntable.
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These were too funny, Debby and Sally. I loved the socks and the psychiatrist. Toni x
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Great to hear Toni.. poor socks they do have a tough life lol..♥
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I’m still roaring at the stewardess. That was truly hilarious! And thanks for digging deep into the meme archives Sal, I remembered them. 🙂 ❤
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Always worth a reshare Debby and I have seen some things on flights as I am sure you have but this would be hilarious…hugsx
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It would make for an awesome story LOL ❤
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The pilot joke is wonderful, and i also love the two dogs visited grandma. :-)) Thanks, and have a nice rest of the evening! xx Michael
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Thanks Michael… I always listen to pilot announcements now just in case …..hugsx
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Lollllllllllllllllllllllll ❤
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So glad you enjoyed Michael. And thanks for sharing. ❤
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Reblogged this on OPENED HERE >> https:/BOOKS.ESLARN-NET.DE.
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Thanks for sharing the funnies Michael..hugsx
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These are all equally fabulous, Ladies.
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Thanks Robbie..♥
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Thanks Robbie 🙂 x
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I love these! They always make me laugh out loud.
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Thanks very much Jamie and for sharing..x
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We’re happy to hear that 🙂
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Loved each and every one of these. Especially the socks…is that where they go?
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lol.. thanks Dorothy and probably…hugs x
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I look forward to Laughter Lines. 😀 😀
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That’s great to hear thanks Kymber..xx
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We’re happy to hear that 🙂
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All jokes of the first water – from that great one about the socks to the flight attendant. xx
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Glad you enjoyed Trish. Sally’s joke cracked me right up. ❤
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Thanks very much Alex.. keep smiling hugsxx
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The fact that the wife was even in the psychologist’s office was a signal. Loved the pilot joke. All winners, Maids of Mirth.
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Lol, thanks John. 🙂
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Thanks John.. and yes that was never going to be effective lol…hugsxx
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😊
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Ha ha! The indignities some poor dogs have to endure . . .
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Their faces said it all..xx
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I know. Those expressions were just priceless!
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LOL. We have lots of socks at our house looking for their “sole” mates. Hehe.
Great jokes Debby and Sally. Thanks for the laughs.
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Lol Diana ❤
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Debby. I’m having trouble getting to your site (so sorry). I’m hoping it just me and will keep trying.
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I did have to change browser yesterday to get in myself.. hope okay today..hugsx
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All set. It fixed itself. I love it when that happens. 🙂
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I saw your message Diana. You got through okay, all comments received. AGAIN, I’m so sorry for the blog grief, I’m living it daily, thanks for putting up. ❤
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I’m sorry to worry you. Sometimes things just go wonky one minute and fix themselves five minutes later. *Sigh*
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No, I appreciate you letting me know. Just glad you put up with and endured! So annoying! ❤
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Here too Diana.. perhaps time for an online matching service Sole Mates lol… ♥
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Lol
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I love the odd socks! And your airline joke, too, Sally.
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Thanks very much Viv…we love to hear that…hugsx
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