Some more one liners I have come across in my travels and some comedic images from the archives..
My father offered me the benefit of his experience when I was younger. ‘Never do anything you will regret later in life’. I thought this was such a great piece of advice I had it tattooed on my forehead.
How do you keep your husband from reading your emails? Put them in a folder marked ‘Instruction manuals.
What’s the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No-one cries when you chop up a bagpipe.
I tried to order some tennis balls online last night but the site kept crashing. They must have had a problem with their server.
Experts say that coffee is bad for you, sugar is bad for you, chocolate is bad for you and fat is bad for you. But don’t worry, that’s bad for you too.
Woman patient.’I seem to get fat just in certain places, Doctor, what should I do?’ Doctor: ‘Stay out of certain places.’
I think hitchhikers are really friendly, I have passed five in the last hour and they all gave me a thumbs up.
Teacher. ‘Why are you crying Mary?’ Mary. ‘Because my new sneakers hurt.’ Teacher. ‘That’s because you’ve put them on the wrong feet.’ Mary. ‘Well they’re the only feet I have…’
I hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. tune in again next Tuesday… thanks Sally.
Love the short ones, Sally! 😉
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Thanks Olga.. some wits out there..hugs ♥
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Haha, to aisle 15! I’ve seen that look from my yellow labs many times. 😎
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Who knew DIY could be so much fun…xx
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So hilarious, Sally. You found a look of good ones!
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Thanks Diana..♥
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Love this combination, Sally. That tattoo one is a delight! xx
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Thanks for the chuckles, Sally!!
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Glad you enjoyed Jan..hugs ♥
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Fantastic again. The Free Range Chicken and the Labradors. Lol Thank you for the smile, Sally! xx Michael
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Great thanks Michael.. always happy to hear you enjoyed…hugsx
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Thanks for the distracting, Sally! 🙂
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Reblogged this on OPENED HERE >> https:/BOOKS.ESLARN-NET.DE.
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Thanks for sharing Michael..hugsx
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:-)) As always fantastic, Sally! hugsx
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“Not the same truck” for septic and pool was hilarious, so was Party on Aisle 15 LOL, you’ve outdone yourself Sal on the extras! ❤
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Thanks Debby.. dived into the archives..♥♥
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Lol, great dive! ❤
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So much fun! Another great bunch of funnies! Thanks, Sally! 🙂
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Thanks Yvette.. glad you enjoyed hugsx
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Always make me chuckle. Haha
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Great thanks Jamie..
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poor bagpipers, no respect… 🙂
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lol…xx
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Good one’s, Sally. Loved the Tattoo forehead
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Silly but some ejit would do it..hugsx
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“Press the red button,” Bahaha, I loved that. C
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I think some establishments who have received low ratings on tripadvisor might like to install that one..xx
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You make my day brighter, Sally, thank you!
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Happy to help in any way I can Jacqui..hugsx
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I love these, Sally.
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Thanks Viv..hugs xx
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Good ones! 😀 😀 😀
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Thanks Liz…hugsx
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You’re welcome, Sally.
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That’s a batch of real gems Sally. The smile won’t go away. You’re ruining my crosspatch reputation.
Hugs Galore
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Lol.. I have not heard that about you David.. I had heard you were a softee…hugs..xxx
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LOL These had me giggling. Thanks for brightening my day.
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Pleasure Kymber… glad to have brightened your day..hugsx
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