Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – January 2023 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Speeding Ticket and Three Wishes

Firstly, some funnies from Debby Gies who has been doing some excellent foraging for us.

D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.

My thanks to Debby  for expert foraging…

D. G. Kaye – Buy: Amazon US And: Amazon UK Blog: D.G. WritesGoodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads – Twitter: @pokercubster

Debby’s latest post in her series Spiritual Awareness. Learning to trust your intuition

Now something from Sally’s Joke book archives….

A wager

A man goes into a pet shop and buys a talking dog for £30. He takes the dog to the pub to show his friends and challenges them: I bet everyone £30 this dog can talk.’
His friends all take the bet, but the dog doesn’t utter a word, however many treats it is offered. The owner has to pay up and leaves the pub broke.

When he goes home he mutters to himself that he will have to take the dog back to the pet shop and demand a refund.

‘Use your head,’ pipes up the dog. ‘Just think of the odds we’ll get tomorrow.’

Three Wishes

A man releases a genie from a bottle and is granted three wishes. ‘I’d like a million pounds please,’ says the man for his first wish, and immediately a million pounds appears at his feet. ‘I would like a new car,’ he then wishes and a sleek sports car is parked right beside him. He thinks for several minutes as he contemplates his third wish and finally decides. ‘I’d like to be irresistible to women.’ There is a blinding flash and he is transformed into a box of chocolates.

Thank you for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… thanks Sally and Debby.



64 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – January 2023 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Speeding Ticket and Three Wishes

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