Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – September 1st 2020 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Canine motivational speakers and more Bad Dad Jokes

Firstly, with the results of sleuthing on the Internet are some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some jokes from Sally.

D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.

Thanks to Debby for finding these treasures… please give her a round of applause..

D. G. Kaye – Buy: Amazon USAnd: Amazon UK    BlogD.G. WritesGoodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads –  Twitter: @pokercubster

Check out Debby’s series here on Smorgasbord  D.G. Kaye Explores the Realms of Relationships 2020

Now for some more Bad Dad jokes from Sally – oh no….more groans

Have we ever told you kids about OUR WEDDING
It was so beautiful that even the cake was in tiers.


My wife says I’m INDECISIVE, but I don’t think I am!
Unless you think I should be


Today, my son asked me, “Can I have a BOOKMARK?” and I burst into tears.
Eleven years old, and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.


DAD: “Did you hear the one about the bed?”
SON: “No!”
DAD: “That’s because it hasn’t been made yet.”


SON: “Where are my SUNGLASSES?”
DAD: “I don’t know . . . where are my dad glasses?”


I’d like to thank SIDEWALKS everywhere
for keeping my kids off the streets!


My daughter is TERRIFIED of elevators
so we’re going to start taking steps to avoid them.


DAUGHTER: “Dad, can you put MY SHOES on?”
DAD: “I can try, but I don’t think they’ll fit me.”


After dinner my wife asked me if I could CLEAR the table.
I needed to get a running start, but I made it.


And if you have time to spare here is a selection of my Books and reviews

Sally Cronin, Buy: :Amazon US – and:Amazon UK  –  Follow:Goodreads – Twitter: @sgc58

Thanks for dropping in today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. thanks Sally and Debby.

47 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – September 1st 2020 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Canine motivational speakers and more Bad Dad Jokes

  1. So many good ones today. The three cartoons are hilarious. We’ve gone through so many of those dog cones over the years. Not only do the poor animals have to tolerate wearing them for so long, but it must get frustrating continually running into things.

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