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Now something from Sally
Maths Class
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here’s a mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
Thanks for dropping in today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… Debby and Sally.
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These are all wonderful. I laughed out load at them all. I’ve written some opening lines just like the cat’s. Have a wonderful weekend.
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Thanks Norah.. and I think we all have lol…enjoy your weekend too…hugs
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Thanks, Sally. 💖
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Love these. The one where the dog is looking and saying You have changed into your jammies, I need to go pee. Lol that is pure Dante, that’s exactly what he does. ❤
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thanks for that math lesson – this is what kids should be learning in school 🙂
and that opening line has me hooked; looking forward to the next line…
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lol…thanks Jim… I have certainly seen both the over 100% in business…xx
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same here… 🙂
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B.S. and Ass Kissing has kept the music industry alive. You hit the nail on the head, Sally. These were all great. Many thanks for the laughs, ladies. Hugs
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Reblogged on Improvisation – “The Art of Living”
https://williampriceking.tumblr.com/
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Thanks for spreading the B.S William hugsxx
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I think they apply to most industries William lol.. and happy you enjoyed… hugsx
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Haha! I like “your usual extended stay.” The only thing better is if the guy crawled in with the dog and asked him to move over.
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I am sure that has happened on occasion… a friend to cuddle up to much needed…xx
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Hilarious, Sally and Debby. Toni x
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Thanks Toni…hugsx
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Loved the mathematical philosophy Sal! Purebred. LOL ❤ xx
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Hilarious as usual! 🤣 I loved them all but I’m partial to the pure bred dog. Too funny!!!
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Pure bred is definitely a hit today ❤
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So cute…♥
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Thanks Gwen and I would give him a home in a heartbeat…hugsx♥
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Love the math formulas!
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as they say, many a word spoken in jest….xx
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😀
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More laughing out loud than smiles!
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Thank you Geoff.. appreciated…hugs
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I love this, Sally! Thank you for giving me a few laughs today. The math example is priceless.
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A pleasure Janet,,glad you enjoyed we try to give 110% lol..
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You are sometimes choosing very wicked ones. Lol Thank you Debby and Sally!
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Wicked…well maybe sometimes.. glad you enjoyed Michael…hugs
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:-))
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Lol, thank you Michael. 🙂 hugs
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Thank you as well, Debby! What what would be without some wickedness. 😉 Have a nice day! Michael
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🙂 🙂 🙂
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Lol, ladies. It is quite a revelation about the Bullshit and Ass kissing. Wish I had known that in my younger days. 🙂
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Excellent, Fillies of Funnies.
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Thanks John.. a long time since I was a filly but thank you lol..hugs
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I’m liking that one John. 🙂
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All of these were great but the pure ‘bred’ dog made me howl with laughter. It’s also been a pet niggle of mine when I hear people banging on about 110% etc – love the debunking of it! xx
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Thanks Alex….that 110% tickled me too…hugsx
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🤣 x
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Lol Trish. I’m with you on the pure bred. Had to drop by for the smiles ❤
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