Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – May 13th 2021 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Exodus and Mary Poppins

Welcome to laughter lines. Debby was sent some great reminders of the last year and possible for some time to come!.       

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Check out Debby’s column here on Smorgasbord D.G. Kaye Explores the Realms of Relationships 2020

Now something from Sally

Mary Poppins…

Mary Poppins was travelling home but, due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night.

She approached the receptionist and asked for a room. “Certainly madam”, he replied courteously. “Is the restaurant open still?” inquired Mary. “Sorry, no”, came the reply, “but room service is available all night. Would you care to select something from this menu?”

Mary smiled and took the menu and perused it. “Hmm, I would like cauliflower cheese please”, said Mary.

“Certainly, madam”, he replied.

“And can I have breakfast in bed?” asked Mary politely. The receptionist nodded and smiled.

“In that case, I would love a couple of poached eggs, please”, Mary mused. After confirming the order, Mary signed in and went up to her room for the night.

The night passed uneventfully and the next morning Mary came down early to check out. The same guy was still on the desk.

“Morning madam…sleep well?”

“Yes, thank you”, Mary replied.

“Food to your liking?”

“Well, I have to say the cauliflower cheese was exceptional. I don’t think I have had better. Shame about the eggs, though….they really weren’t that nice at all”, replied Mary truthfully.

“Oh…well, perhaps you could contribute these thoughts to our Guest Comments Book. We are always looking to improve our service and would value your opinion”, said the receptionist.

“OK, I will…thanks!” replied Mary….who checked out and then scribbled a comment into the book. Waving, she left to continue her journey. Curious, the receptionist picked up the book to see the comment Mary had written:

“Supercauliflowercheesebuteggswerequiteatrocious!”

Thanks for dropping in and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… Debby and Sally.

46 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – May 13th 2021 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Exodus and Mary Poppins

  1. Raised some real chuckles here! I loved the domestic Sidney Opera House, masked cookies and that wonderful one about people worried about mask-wearing affecting their brain. The Mary Poppins one was lovely, too, and I had the Super collie bit but couldn’t quite anticipate the rest! xx

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