Firstly, some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some funnies from Sally. Thanks to those who share the funnies on the internet.
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Now for some fun from Sally….
Something for those of us of mixed origins.
An Englishman, a Frenchman (they get everywhere) and an Irishman were in a pub talking about their children.
‘My son was born on St George’s Day, ‘remarked the Englishman, ‘So we obviously decided to call him George.’
‘That’s a real coincidence’, observed the Frenchman’, My daughter was born on Valentine’s Day, so we decided to call her Valentine.’
‘That’s really incredible’, drawled the Irishman, ‘Exactly the same thing happened with my son Pancake.’
All the fun of the fair.
An Englishman, a Welshman and an Irishman were at the fair and about to go on the helter-skelter when an old witch steps in front of them.
‘This is a magic ride,’ she says. ‘You will land in whatever you shout out on the way down.’
‘I’m game for this,’ says Dai, the Welshman, and slides down the helter-skelter shouting ‘GOLD!’ at the top of his voice. Sure enough, when he hit the bottom he found himself surrounded by thousands of pounds worth of gold coins.
William, the Englishman, goes next and shouts ‘SILVER!’ at the top of his voice. At the bottom he lands in more silver coinage than he can carry.
Patrick, the Irishman, goes last and, launching himself from the top of the slide shouts ‘WEEEEEEE!’
Thank you for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. Debby and Sally.
Love these as well. Thanks, Sally and Debby!
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Thanks Olga ♥
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I’m really hoping WEEEE means something different in Irish. LOL! Great laughs, Debby and Sally! 🙂
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lol afraid not Yvette ♥
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Hilarious as always, ladies. Thank you for the laughter. 😂
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Thanks Gwen. We’re happy to keep them coming. ❤
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Thanks very much Gwen ♥
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100% hilarious, Sally and Debby.
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Wonderful thanks Toni ♥
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Thanks Toni. We like to hear that. ❤
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Really good ones today, ladies. We leave the back door open for the dog while we’re home all day.
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Lol.. we did too xx
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Thanks Pete. Glad you enjoyed. 🙂
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Lol Sal, loved Pancake and the Wee 🙂 And that dog with the masks still crack me up. Always fun cohorting with you. ❤ xxx
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Thanks Debby.. had to find something worthy to accompany your funny memes.. and here’s to more cohorting ♥
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Always! Cheers! 🙂 xx
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I loved the dog with the exploding cushions and then I saw the next one – I’m very familiar with that behaviour! Loved the helter-skelter,too! Many thanks. 😀
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Lol Trish, those dog memes always crack me up. Happy to bring the smiles. ❤
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Something every dog owner has to get used to.. I had a friend who put one of those press buzzers inside and outside for when her dog wanted to go out.. I think they lasted about 2 days and she was on sedatives! ♥
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My granddaughter was born in autumn, so my daughter named her Autumn. I thought my younger granddaughter would be name Spring but she wasn’t. Haha. Thank you, ladies.
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I love that name Miriam, Autumn. At least they didn’t name her Fall, which doesn’t quite stand up to autumn. ❤
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You just made me laugh so hard, Debby! ❤
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Autumn is a lovely name.. I have a niece called Summer. ♥
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Summer is a lovely name also. 💕
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Glad to see German shepherds appropriately featured here!~ Thank you, Sally!
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Why of course Claire! 🙂 x
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Lol.. they are always welcome here Claire..♥
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I am sure your pack have this down to a fine art with great decorum…♥
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The doggie that goes outside and back inside again and again got me today!
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lol..♥♥
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You can’t go wrong with the dog jokes Dolly. Glad you enjoyed. 🙂
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My pleasure, dear Debby.
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Ha! Ha! The dog watching the news cracked me up! Good ones, ladies!
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Thanks Jan… loved that one too..hugsx
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Lol Jan, that was definitely my fav of the day. ❤
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I’m with John … you truly are Maids of Mirth! Thanks for the guffaws today, ladies. Hugs 🤣🤣🤣💕🙂💕
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Pleasure Harmony just what we like to hear ♥
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Lol, thanks so much Harmony. We keep aiming to please. ❤ x
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Fun stuff, Maids of Mirth. Thank you.
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Thanks John..hugsx
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😊
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Thanks John. We don’t want to slide, lol 🙂
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I think you are safe. 😁
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Lol, thanks 🙂
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😊
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Gotta watch out for those exploding couch cushions!
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lol.. xx
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Lol Liz, too cute eh? 🙂
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I got a big kick out of it.
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🙂
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Purfect for these days. Lol Thanks Sally and Debby! Now, will roam your blog from the newest to the last postings, Sally! Since some days WP forces me logging into every single block i follow. xx Michael
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They certainly don’t make it easy at times Michael… glad you enjoyed hugs..♥
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Thanks so much Michael, and for sharing. Always happy to bring the smiles. And boo on WordPress for giving you grief. ❤
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Thanks for sharing the funnies Michael..hugsx
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Thanks for the Tuesday giggles!
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Delighted you enjoyed Denise..hugsx
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You are so welcome Denise ❤
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