Firstly, some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some funnies from Sally. Thanks to those who share the funnies on the internet.
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Now for some fun from Sally….
A happy marriage
A man and woman had been married for more than sixty years. They had shared everything They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other, except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.
For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day, the little old woman got very sick, and the doctor said she would not recover in trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife’s bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box.
When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling £95,000
He asked her about the contents.
“When we were to be married,” she said, “my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll” The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness.
“Honey,” he said, “that explains the dolls, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?”
“Oh,” she said. “That’s the money I made from selling the dolls.”
Thank you for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. Debby and Sally.
🤣🤣🤣love these! Thanks, ladies. Hugs 💕🙂 🤗
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Thanks Harmony ♥
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Thanks Harmony ❤
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Thank you! Needed a few smiles this morning! 💕C
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Thanks Cheryl.. delighted to hear ♥
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Happy to oblige Cheryl 🙂 ❤
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Ha! Ha!! love all of these, ladies! Sally, your story took quite the twist. 🙂
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I agree Jan. Thanks ❤
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Another piece of enjoyment, Maids of Mirth. Thank you
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Thanks John.. ♥
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Always good to hear John 🙂
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Thanks for the smiles 🙂
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Thanks Denise..♥
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Quite hilarious, ladies. Thanks for the laughs. Hugs
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Thanks William.. delighted to hear it..and thanks for sharing on Tumblr….xxhugsxx
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Happy to bring the smiles William. And thanks again for sharing ❤
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A crime of punitude has been committed here. 😀 😀 😀
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lol… it certainly has Liz…xx
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Heh heh . . .
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Lol Liz 🙂
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Reblogged this on NEW BLOG HERE >> https:/BOOKS.ESLARN-NET.DE.
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Thanks for sharing Michael..hugsx
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What a wonderful posting. I especially love the story about the happy marriage. There are so good advices in it. Thanks, Ladies! hugsx Michael
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lol.. thanks Michael.. what a time of life to find out hugsx
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Lol, thanks Michael. Sally does find the goodies. Glad you enjoyed, and thanks for sharing 🙂 xx
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I think I’ll make that DISTURB sign, Debby and hang it by my workplace.
Thank you, ladies, for brightening my day!
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Good idea Dolly ♥
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Lol Dolly, so funny. 🙂
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Why, Iam serious (seriously disturbed, that is).
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Lol. I love Debby’s find of the tailor meme. What a language! It’s enough to make one crazy. And the money made from selling the dolls, Sally. I couldn’t stop laughing. Thanks for the fun, ladies.
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Great Diana thank you ♥
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Lol thanks Diana. We’re always happy when we can bring the smiles. ❤
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Lolol again, so funny Sal, the dolls ❤
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The money though Debby she could pop to Mexico for a couple of months lol…♥
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Probably longer than months! 🙂 xx
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I liked all the sewing puns, and I wonder if that husband is wishing he hadn’t annoyed his wife more often… 🙂
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Thanks Jim and I am sure he will spend all that money wisely… on buying his wife flowers..xxx
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that may be a wise decision 🙂
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My favorite was the new-fangled milking machine.
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Thanks Pete, been under one of those many times back in the day… cup of tea, latest magazine and 20 minutes of peace and quiet…a bit hot though and these days the power to drive them would bankrupt the hairdresser…xx
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I get such a chuckle out of these, keep it up, ladies!
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Thanks very much Jacquie ♥♥
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Hilarious, ladies – love the disturbed sign. Toni x
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Thanks Toni ♥
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Thanks for starting my day with laughter. These are great.
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Thanks Dan.. glad they hit the spot..
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Love the tailor puns, and the crocheted dolls made me chuckle, too! Many thanks to both of you! xx
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Thanks Alex.. clearly a profitable sideline lol.. ♥
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Always funny. I love the disturbed one haha.
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Thanks Jamie.. delighted you enjoyed..x
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They are all right on target, Debby and Sally. A great crop this week. ♥
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Delighted to hear it Olga thank you..♥♥
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Thank you. Cheers!
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Thanks Pamela xxx
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Reblogged this on Filosofa's Word and commented:
I started on a ‘Snarky Snippets’ post for this afternoon, but soon found that my angst was at such a high level that the post was turning into a dictionary of X-rated words. So, when that happens, the best thing to do is head over to Sally’s and Debby’s Smorgasboard blog for a few laughs to ease the stress! Since I found some fun here, actually managed some chuckles, I thought I’d share it with you guys, too! Thank you once again, Sally & Debby, for helping bring down my blood pressure with your marvelous humour!
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Sorry the day got complicated Jill but delighted that Debby and I with the laughter series offered some relief.. Hope the rest of the day followed in the same vein.. keep smiling..xxx
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You and Debby have become my ‘go-to’ people to shine a light into the darkness! Thanks to you both! xx
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Happy to shine that light Jill ♥
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Thanks Carla..xx
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Hilarious! I will return again many times! My thanks to Jill for steering me your way!
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Delighted you enjoyed… enjoy your week.
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Thank you. I’m planning on a great week. Hope We both have good ones.
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