Smorgasbord Laughter is the Best Medicine – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Trick or Treating and Halloween Puns

Firstly, some funnies from Debby Gies followed by a joke or two from Sally. Thanks to those who share the funnies on the internet.

D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.My thanks to Debby for excellent foraging

D. G. Kaye – Buy: Amazon US And: Amazon UK Blog: D.G. WritesGoodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads – Twitter: @pokercubster

Debby’s new series Spiritual Awareness.. Spiritual Awareness – Fey – Angel Messages Part Two – Earth Angels and Lightworkers

Now for some fun from Sally….a selection of bad dad jokes for Halloween

Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
A. Ghoul-aid!!!

Q. What’s a monster’s favorite bean?
A.  human bean.

Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A. A sand-witch.

Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

Q: Why do ghosts speak Latin?
A: Because it’s a dead language.

Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Little BOO Peep.

Q: What kind of boats do vampires travel in?
A: Blood vessels.

Q: What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling.

Q: Why are demons and ghouls always together?
A: Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend.

Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A: No body.

Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: Necktarines.

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: What do witches use on their hair?
A: Scare spray.

Q: Who did the demon take to the Halloween dance?
A: His ghoul friend.

Sally’s books: Amazon US –  Amazon UK – More reviews : Goodreads – Podcast – Sally Cronin on Soundcloud – Twitter: @sgc58

 

Thank you for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. Debby and Sally.

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