Smorgasbord Laughter is the Best Medicine – Host Sally Cronin – Cats glorious Cats and Excuse Notes.


This week something from the archives….. cats with attitude and skills captured by secret cameras by intrepid owners.

And now for some  actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included.

My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Dear School: Please excuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father’s fault.

I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don’t know what size she wear.

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

Sally won’t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.


On that note.. thanks for dropping in and enjoy the rest of the week…Sally

48 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter is the Best Medicine – Host Sally Cronin – Cats glorious Cats and Excuse Notes.

  1. Here’s an excuse for me, written by my dad in 1956: “Dear Mrs. Wineinger, Let Joy go where she wants to. Also let her eat candy & gum in school. Yours truly, Her sweet father” (Mom probably wrote the real one!)

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  2. These were well ‘worth sharing again’! The last cat one with the regretful dog was wonderful. As for the excuses, I loved them all! ♥♥

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