Firstly, some funnies from Debby Gies who has been doing some excellent foraging for us.
D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
My thanks to Debby for expert foraging…
D. G. Kaye – Buy: Amazon US – And: Amazon UK Blog: D.G. Writes – Goodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads – Twitter: @pokercubster
Debby’s latest post in her series Spiritual Awareness. Learning to trust your intuition
Now something from Sally’s Joke book archives….
In the dock
Clerk: Prisoner at the bar, how do you plead, guilty or not guilty?
Accused: How can I tell till I’ve heard the evidence?
Accused: As the Lord is my judge, I am not guilty.
Judge: He’s not, I am, you are, six months.
Judge: you have been found not guilty of robbery and can leave the court without a stain on your character.
Accused: Great! Does that mean I can keep the money?
Regrets
A man is visiting the cemetery when his attention is drawn to another man kneeling at a grave. The man keeps repeating, ‘Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?
After several minutes the first man approaches him and says, ‘Excuse me, I don’t wish to disturb you, but for whom do you grieve so deeply?
The second man wipes his eyes and replies, ‘My wife’s first husband.’
Thank you for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… thanks Sally and Debby.
Some classy ones here, ladies. Thanks, Sally and Debby! I’m sure she’s having fun in Mexico already.
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Thanks Olga and she is by all accounts.. envy her the sunshine ♥
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I can relate to the cat.
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I think we all can lol..
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Hilarious!!
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Thanks Jennie. ♥
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You’re welcome, Sally!
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So many laughs here! Check it out!
Sherrie
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Thanks very much for passing the laughter along Sherrie.
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A bumper collection of funnies – all of them new to me and too good to pick favourites! Many thanks! xx
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Thanks Alex.. happy to make you smile. ♥
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So funny! I tread on everything and nothing hurts more than bashing a toe on the bed legs.
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I agree Jamie… glad you enjoyed.
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I am so middle-aged. I think all of those statements have come out of my mouth, Debby. And great jokes, Sally. Does he get to keep the money? I don’t know the answer to that one. Lol. Thanks for the laughs.
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Thanks Diana and I used to laugh at all these elderly jokes until I became them lol ♥
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I laugh out of shock! How can we all be so predictable?!
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The joys of being human and another link we all share..♥
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Hilarious, ladies! Thank you for making me smile!
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Delighted to make you laugh Jan ♥
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These are great! I learned the hard way not to walk around Legos without shoes! Thanks for sharing, ladies.
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For something so small they cause a lot of pain lol.. thanks Jill.. hugsx
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These were fantastic! Thanks for the laughs, Sally and Debby!
Yvette M Calleiro 🙂
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Thanks Yvette, delighted you enjoyed..♥
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Hilarious, Ladies – love all of them.
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Thanks very much Toni delighted to hear it ♥
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I think this guy is actually a pretty astute fellow:
Clerk: Prisoner at the bar, how do you plead, guilty or not guilty?
Accused: How can I tell till I’ve heard the evidence?
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I agree Liz lol xx
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😀
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That last one is a knee-slapper, lol
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Thanks Jacquie.. happy to share hugsx
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Brilliant – and full marks to Debby – I don’t think I’ve seen any of those before 🙂 Chuckles all the way!
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Thanks Jemima and glad you enjoyed. xx
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Okay friends … it’s time for us all to take a bit of a breather from the dark global/political world and try to find a smile … let’s head over to Smorgasbord and see if Sally ‘n Debby can brighten our day just a bit!
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Thanks very much for passing the funnies along Jill ♥
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‘Tis always my pleasure, Sally!!! You and Debby perform a great service in reminding us how to laugh!
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Just what we love to hear Jill.. ♥
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Thanks so much Jill for sharing the laughter ❤
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Always my pleasure, Debby!!! You and Sally know how to do it up right, how to coax a laugh even on the darkest of days. ❤
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Aw, thanks so much my friend. ❤ x
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Good ones 🙂 xo
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Thanks Denise ❤
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Thanks Denise..hugsx
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Lol – This is what one need after a day like this one. 😉 Thanks Debby and Sally! Always very appreciated. hugsx Michael
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We are always glad to hear that Michael. And thanks as always for sharing. ❤ xx
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Sorry if you had a tough day Michael… and happy we gave you something to smile about hugsx
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Thanks for sharing Michael..hugsx
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Thank you Debby and Sally – laughing is a great start to my Tuesday.
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We are glad to hear that Rebecca 🙂 x
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Happy to make that happen Rebecca… enjoy what is left of the day ♥
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Lol Sal, glad all husbands aren’t like the guy crying. LOL ❤ xx
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🤣OMG!🤣 I can’t breathe for howling with laughter! Fantastic, ladies. Thanks for sharing the wonderful fun. Hugs 💕🙂🤗
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Delighted you enjoyed Harmony… always happy to hear people enjoyed..♥♥
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Yay, we’re happy to hear Harmony. Happy to bring the smiles ❤
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🤣 Hilarious! I laughed all the way through the post, but I LOVED the Lego photo. My boys were Lego connoisseurs, and always missed a few when/if they put them away. Now they get to learn from their own children. 😊
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Wonderful to hear that the tradition continues Gwen.. delighted to share ♥
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Lolol Gwen. Right? 🙂 xx
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These were great, ladies – all of them. Hugs
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Glad you enjoyed William and thanks for passing along to Tumblr..hugsx
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Thanks William. And thank you for sharing. ❤
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Loved them all, but the LEGOS one had me bent over double with laughter! OMG! Thanks for cheering up my entire day! 😀 ❤
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Happy to hear that Marcia.. I hope the rest of the day also brings you some laughter ♥♥
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Lol Marsh, can’t you just feel them? Lol, glad to bring a smile. 🙂 xx
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Yes, I can, eeek. But it’s still hilarious! 😀
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Lol 🙂 xx
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Hear that Maids of Mirth? Thundering applause.
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Just what we love to hear thanks John..hugsx
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Lol, love the rumbles John. 🙂
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Sweet sound
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