Firstly, some funnies from Debby Gies who has been doing some excellent foraging for us.
D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
My thanks to Debby for expert foraging…
Debby’s latest post in her series Spiritual Awareness. Learning to trust your intuition
Now something from Sally’s Joke book archives….
In the dock
Clerk: Prisoner at the bar, how do you plead, guilty or not guilty?
Accused: How can I tell till I’ve heard the evidence?
Accused: As the Lord is my judge, I am not guilty.
Judge: He’s not, I am, you are, six months.
Judge: you have been found not guilty of robbery and can leave the court without a stain on your character.
Accused: Great! Does that mean I can keep the money?
A man is visiting the cemetery when his attention is drawn to another man kneeling at a grave. The man keeps repeating, ‘Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?
After several minutes the first man approaches him and says, ‘Excuse me, I don’t wish to disturb you, but for whom do you grieve so deeply?
The second man wipes his eyes and replies, ‘My wife’s first husband.’
Thank you for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… thanks Sally and Debby.