Smorgasbord Funnies 2023 – Hosts Sally Cronin and Debby Gies – Proofreading and Cold Water Washing

Firstly, some funnies from Debby Gies who is on winter vacation in Mexico but has left us some funnies to enjoy.

D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.

My thanks to Debby  for expert foraging…

D. G. Kaye – Buy: Amazon US And: Amazon UK Blog: D.G. WritesGoodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads – Twitter: @pokercubster

Debby’s latest post in her series Spiritual Awareness. Learning to trust your intuition

Now something from Sally’s Joke book archives….

How well does cold water clean?

A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a secluded, rural
area of the state. After spending the night, his grandfather prepared
breakfast for him consisting of eggs and bacon. He noticed a film-like
substance on his plate and he questioned his grandfather….are these
plates clean?

His grandfather replied…. those plates are as clean as cold water
can get them so go on and finish your meal.

That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for
lunch, he noticed tiny specks around the edge of this plate, and a substance
that looked like dried egg yolks…so he asked again……are you sure these
plates are clean?

Without looking up from his hamburger, the grandfather says…..I told
you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them, now
don’t ask me about it anymore!

Later that afternoon, he was on his way out to get dinner in a nearby
town. As he was leaving, Grandfather’s dog started to growl and would
not let him pass…. Grandfather, your dog won’t let me out.

Without diverting his attention from the football game he was
watching, Grandfather shouted, COLDWATER, GET OUT OF THE WAY!!

Thank you for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… thanks Sally and Debby.



86 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Funnies 2023 – Hosts Sally Cronin and Debby Gies – Proofreading and Cold Water Washing

  1. My top marks go to the criminal cat, the goofy dog and Coldwater – but it was a close-run thing! Many thanks to both of you for the good cheer! 🤣

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