Smorgasbord Funnies 2023 – Hosts Sally Cronin and Debby Gies – Halloween Special – Texts and Pumpkin Pie

Firstly, some funnies foraged from the web from Debby Gies – D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.

 

My thanks to Debby  for expert foraging…

D. G. Kaye – Buy: Amazon US – And: Amazon UK Blog: D.G. Writes – Goodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads – Twitter: @pokercubster

Debby’s latest post in her series Spiritual Awareness: Crystals and Stones – Clearing Bad Energy – Selenite

Now something from Sally’s Joke book archives….

Halloween one liners…

Q: Why did the team of witches lose the softball game?
A: Their bats kept flying away.

Q: What’s the safest way to pay for stuff when buying from creatures on the dark web?
A: Always use cryptocurrency.

Q: What do you call six witches in a jacuzzi?
A: A self cleaning coven.

Q: Do you want to invest in my startup company to destroy all vampires?
A: I’m the main stakeholder.

Q: Why was the vampire in a bad mood?
A: Too much B negative.

Q: What did the parent say to the baby ghost?
A: Don’t spook until you’re spoken too.

Q: What is a vampire’s favorite flavor of ice cream?
A: Veinilla.

Q: What are two freshly married spiders called?
A: Newly-webbed.

Q: What is it like to be friends with a vampire?
A: It’s a pain in the neck.

Q: Where do most most werewolves live in 2022?
A: Howlywood California.

You can find out more about my books – Sally’s books and reviews 2023

 

 We hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… thanks Sally and Debby.