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Now something from Sally
Mary Poppins…
Mary Poppins was travelling home but, due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night.
She approached the receptionist and asked for a room. “Certainly madam”, he replied courteously. “Is the restaurant open still?” inquired Mary. “Sorry, no”, came the reply, “but room service is available all night. Would you care to select something from this menu?”
Mary smiled and took the menu and perused it. “Hmm, I would like cauliflower cheese please”, said Mary.
“Certainly, madam”, he replied.
“And can I have breakfast in bed?” asked Mary politely. The receptionist nodded and smiled.
“In that case, I would love a couple of poached eggs, please”, Mary mused. After confirming the order, Mary signed in and went up to her room for the night.
The night passed uneventfully and the next morning Mary came down early to check out. The same guy was still on the desk.
“Morning madam…sleep well?”
“Yes, thank you”, Mary replied.
“Food to your liking?”
“Well, I have to say the cauliflower cheese was exceptional. I don’t think I have had better. Shame about the eggs, though….they really weren’t that nice at all”, replied Mary truthfully.
“Oh…well, perhaps you could contribute these thoughts to our Guest Comments Book. We are always looking to improve our service and would value your opinion”, said the receptionist.
“OK, I will…thanks!” replied Mary….who checked out and then scribbled a comment into the book. Waving, she left to continue her journey. Curious, the receptionist picked up the book to see the comment Mary had written:
“Supercauliflowercheesebuteggswerequiteatrocious!”
Thanks for dropping in and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… Debby and Sally.
People’s wit and imagination have no limits, and you two are fabulous are locating the best jokes. Thanks, Sally and Debby!
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Thanks Olga music to our ears.. we enjoy the laughter too..hugsx
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Lots of fun Sal. I thought the last line was brilliant. ❤
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Thanks Debby, not to be attempted after a couple of margs!! ♥♥
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Definitely! ❤ 🙂
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Raised some real chuckles here! I loved the domestic Sidney Opera House, masked cookies and that wonderful one about people worried about mask-wearing affecting their brain. The Mary Poppins one was lovely, too, and I had the Super collie bit but couldn’t quite anticipate the rest! xx
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Thanks Alex.. Debby sourced some great ones there.. and I wouldn’t want to try the last word after a couple of glasses…hugs xxx
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Lol Trish, glad you enjoyed 🙂 xx
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*groan*. Sally.it was great, though,
Debby, I really laughed at the Travel plans. Very clever.
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Thanks Viv.. glad you enjoyed…hugsx
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I thought so too Viv 🙂
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clever image with the dishes, and I like the Mary Poppins word play 🙂
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Thanks Jim.. some mind to come up with that one..hugsx
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Tut, tut for that Mary Poppins pun. 😀
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Quite..I should know better..x
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Hilarious, Sally and Debby. Loved everything, but especially the cookies. Toni x
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Great thanks Toni… I think masks are going to be featured in the funnies for some time to come…xxx
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Fantastic, ladies. Many thanks. Hugs
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Thanks William and for sharing..hugsx
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Thanks William, glad you enjoyed 🙂 x
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You both are so fantastic, Debby and Sally! All jokes are worth a real re-make. Lol In future the cookies could become iconic. Thank you, and have a nice evening, and a beautiful Friday! Michael
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Appreciated Michael… glad you enjoyed…hugsx
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:-)) Thanks, Sally!
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Happy to start your weekend smiling Michael 🙂 x
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Thank you so much, Debby! Wishes from “Hillbilly-Village”. Lol Have a nice weekend! Michael
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LOl, thanks Michael. Happy weekend! 🙂 x
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Fun stuff Sally and debby.
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Thanks John…hugsx
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Humour is wonderful way to begin my day. Love that 2020 flag!
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Thanks Rebecca and have an amazing day… keep all the flags flying..hugs ♥
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Ha! Ha! Good ones, ladies! Thanks for the grins!
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Thanks Jan… glad you enjoyed…hugsx
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Lol, I should have seen that last one coming 🙂
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I am afraid so Jacquie lol…hugsx
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Haha, Mary Poppins is still one of my favourite films.
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Feel good movie.. and great songs..xx
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I’m new here. I especially liked the one about the gingerbread men and the one about the couple on the park bench. Cute!
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Thank you Tammie and glad you enjoyed.
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Glad you enjoyed Tammie 🙂
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🙂 🙂 🙂
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Thanks Noelle.. hugsx
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