Welcome to laughter lines with some gems from Debby Gies who has been keeping an eye open for funnies online and some jokes from Sally.
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Now something from Sally
Mistaken Identity!
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello.
He’s rather taken aback, because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says,
“Do you Know me?”
To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that whispered sweet nothings in my ear and dragged me into the back room of the bar?”
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, “No, actually I’m your son’s math teacher.”
Eye Test
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license.
First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters:
‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.’
“Can you read this?” the optician asked.
“Read it?” the Polish guy replied, “I know the guy.”
Thanks for dropping in and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… Debby and Sally.
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The coffee sign – so true!
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I know.. it adds quite a bit to have a fancy name..♥
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Quite a bit in terms of price, you mean.
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I loved the coffee sign and mistaken identity…made me laugh out loud. Thank you, Sally and Debby. ❤ Xxx
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Thanks Jane…lovely to hear.. enjoy your weekend..♥
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Wishing you both a lovely weekend too, Sally. ❤ Xxx
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Hilarious, Sally and Debby – love the bank account and the eye test. Toni x
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Thanks Toni…lovely to hear. ♥
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So glad I can entertain the bankers.
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me too..lol xx
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Great ones today. I love the coffee-list, and the bicycles on the lawn. So true. And two greats ones, Sally. Thanks for the chuckles. 🙂
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Thanks Diana..♥
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All are keepers Maids of Mirth. You deserve a treat. Here take this margarita.
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Cheers John.. just what I needed.. hugsx
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😁
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banks can be so cruel…
and your two jokes at the end had me laughing out loud. My cousin is Polish, so I can relate… 🙂
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Lol.. glad you enjoyed Michael.. hugsxxx
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Carol has gotten me mixed up with Pete before; now it’s Michael 🙂
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Sorry Jim.. and that was me not Carol lol.. perhaps it is an age thing… or not enough coffee.. hugsx
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you and Carol are just two peas in a pod 🙂
just like me and Michael… 🙂
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lolxx
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This with mailing the bank balance, the coffee guide and the Polish name, Lol. At least all best for a great laughter. Thank you Debby, and Sally! :-)) xx Michael
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We are happy to hear you enjoyed Michael.. hugsxx
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Reblogged this on DEEZ – NOW: —-> BOOKS.ESLARN-NET.DE.
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Thanks for passing the funnies along Michael…hugsx
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Loving the lab cartoon…it’s priceless!
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thanks Barbara…just what we like to hear..xx
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Loved the coffee one (learned a bit from it too!) and the mistaken identity one. Many thanks to both of you for brightening my day! xx
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Happy to oblige Alex…hugs ♥
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These are great laughs, Sally and Debby.
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Thanks Robbie…hope the smiles spread over the next few days..hugs
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Thanks for the smiles 🙂
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Thanks Denise.. keep smiling hugs
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Lols 😂 thanks for the giggles! 💕🙂
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Pleasure Harmony..hugsxx♥
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Another great collection of giggles and grins, ladies!! Love the math teacher bit. 🙂
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Thanks Jan…I wonder how long that took to get back to his wife! hugsx
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Thanks for the laughs, Debby and Sally. They are all hilarious.
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Thanks Viv.. music to our ears..hugsx
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So the funny thing is, when I was pregnant with my first child, I took my dog’s heartworm pill instead of my pre-natal vitamin. I called the doctor and their response was, well, you won’t get heartworm, but don’t forget to take your vitamin too. 😂😂
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Lol.. thank goodness for that… this is why you never put senna pills next to the aspirin… could be disastrous…hugs
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I really liked the coffee sign. 🙂
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So did I. I’ve often said I long for the days when coffee was coffee was coffee.
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I like filter coffee which we have at home.. it tastes better than the machine variety.. especially if they don’t clean the pipes frequently…xx
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So does my husband. (Don’t get him started on Starbucks.)
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Me too Susan.. the simple life…xx
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