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Now something from Sally
This student got a D for his exam when he should have got an A….
I would have given him 100%! Each answer is absolutely grammatically correct, and funny too. The teacher had no sense of humor.
Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die? *His last battle
Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? *At the bottom of the page
Q3.. River Ravi flows in which state? *Liquid
Q4.. What is the main reason for divorce? *Marriage
Q5.. What is the main reason for failure? *Exams
Q6.. What can you never eat for breakfast? *Lunch & dinner
Q7.. What looks like half an apple? *The other half
Q8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become? *Wet
Q9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping? *No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? *You will never find an elephant that has one hand.
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have? *Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? *No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
Thanks for dropping in and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… Debby and Sally.
Hahaha!!
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Thanks Jennie..hugsx
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You’re welcome, Sally.
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These are great, ladies.
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I’m embarrassed to admit this, but I’ve tried to use my car’s remote control on my office door, and that’s with no tequila in me… 🙂
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OMG Jim… you must have had something on your mind… it happens to us all lol.. x
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I was probably thinking how many more days do I have to do this… 🙂
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I have to agree with the masses Sal, these were all aces today. And the exam questions were perfect! ❤ xx
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Teamwork Debby… and the guy who answered those questions no doubt went on to be far more successful than the examiner! ♥♥
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Lol, I agree ❤
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Some pure gold in these! I think I’d quite like a key fob for the front door… xx
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Lol Trish. ❤
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Lol..I think we all do especially after a couple of tequilas…xxx
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Extra good today, ladies. I usually only smile or laugh at a couple, but today I liked them all.
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Thanks Pete glad we hit the spot.. enjoy the day…x
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Woohoo Pete. Thanks a lot. We’ll try and keep up the level 🙂
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Hilarious, Sally and Debby – love those exam answers. Toni x
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Thanks Toni.. a career as a politician or stand up comedian I think…♥
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Excellent memes!
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Thanks Liz..xx
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You’re welcome, Sally.
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ahah love the organized crime one. thank you for much needed laugh 🙂
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Glad you enjoyed.. thanks
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You’re welcome 🙂
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Thanks for the Tuesday chuckles!
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Thanks Dorothy..hugsx
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I’ll have one of those summer waters, Debby, but with mojito in it please. 🙂 And great answers on the quiz, Sally. I agree, the kid deserves an A. Thanks for the laughs you two.
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That water would go down great right now.. time to hit the garden with a book and a bottle….hugsx
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That sounds wonderful!
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I’m hitting the beach Sal. I’m having a marg for you today ❤
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Great thanks Debby and I assume that means the sun is out despite your concerns…have two would you lol ♥♥
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Lol, well, the nights are cold and the days cool, but today is the best day of the week, so off to the beach to try again. Of course I’ll have two! ❤
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On their way ♥♥
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You got it Diana! Lol, glad you enjoyed ❤
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Wow, this organized crime is perfect. 😉 The students exam i want make too. :-)) Thanks for another great fun. xx Michael
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Great thanks Michael.. and as you say the organized crime is spot on…hugsx
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Glad to bring the smiles Michael. Thanks so much for sharing ❤
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Thanks for sharing Michael..hugsx
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I just need to pour out some more water…. Cheers!
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lol..I have already started..hugsx
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Terrific, Maids of Mirth. I echo Willow’s comment
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Thanks very much John.. can I pour you a glass of summer water? hugs…
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Here’s my bucket. The full line is well marked. Thanks, Sally.
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Lol… a man after my own heart John…hugsx
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Hahahaha.
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Yay thanks John:)
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Thank you so much Sally & Debby! These were hysterical! I loved the exam answers. I would have given him 100% too! Giggled over the glasses. I remember the times I had reading glasses and kept losing them. We all need some levity in life with all the problems in the world. Thank you again, lovely ladies!! Love you both! 🤗 💕
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Thanks Janice.. delighted you enjoyed…and we certainly do need some levity…hugs ♥
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Thanks so much Janice. We’re glad to make you smile. And I think many of us have had that ‘glasses’ issue, lol. Hugs and love back. ❤
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Love that Sally and Debbie you really both cheered me up 💜💜💜
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Fantastic thanks Willow…hugsx
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Good to hear Willow ❤
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