Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – August 19th 2021 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Expectations and Chihuahuas..

Debby Gies has been foraging on the internet for funnies to share and I have a joke up my sleeve.  

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Now something from Sally

Lost in translation

Miss Smythe was miffed… Her pet a Chihuahua was consistently second in dog shows throughout the country… One day she decided to investigate by asking the judges why this was happening. It was explained to her that the true Chihuahua breed had smooth coats and her dog, despite being perfect in every other way, had a shaggy coat.

Miss Smythe decided to take action and popped into a local pharmacist to buy some hair remover.

The chemist handed her the latest product. ‘When you slap this on, it’s best to keep your arms up for two or three minutes,’ he said.

‘Oh it’s not for my underarms, it’s for my Chihuahua,’ she explained.

‘In that case,’ said the chemist, ‘don’t ride a bike for 30 minutes.’

 

Thanks for dropping in and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… Debby and Sally.