Firstly, some funnies from Debby Gies and her neighbour Marilyn who has donated for our enjoyment followed by some jokes from Sally.
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Now for a few words on the subject of Marriage from Sally
Family Christmas
A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says,“I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.”
‘Dad, what are you talking about?’ the son screams.
“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer” the father says. “We’re sick of each other and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.”
Franticly, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
“Like hell they’re getting divorced!” she shouts, “I’ll take care of this!” She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. ‘Sorted! They’re coming for Christmas – and they’re paying their own way.’
Breaking and entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant. “No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”
Thank you for joining us today and we hope you will enjoy the funnies coming up in 2022… thanks Sally and Debby.
Great ones! I think you might have given ideas to many parents there, Sally! And thanks to Debby and Marilyn for their fabulous finds.
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Thanks Olga.. and I wonder if that tactic will be adapted by other parents going forward lol.. hugsx
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Thank you!
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Glad you enjoyed Pamela..x
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These are fantastic! I love the sneaky tactics to get the kids to come home for Christmas! Lol! 🙂
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Lol.. very inventive. glad you enjoyed Yvette..hugsx
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I knew there was a reason why I liked potatoes so much. Funny one about the paranoia climinc and asking the burglar for advice…
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Glad we could entertain you Jim. 🙂
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you always do!
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Thank you! 🙂
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Thanks Jim.. and always to get the views of an expert..xx
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might as well learn from the best…
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Great laughs. The “Closed” sign cracked me up, Debby, and the Family Christmas is hysterical. Thanks for starting my day with a smile!
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Thanks Diana and good to hear you enjoyed ♥
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Glad you enjoyed Diana! And btw, thanks for sharing my poem for your BFK challenge, lol. Your comments were closed so just wanted to thank you. ❤
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Yeah, I’d never keep up with comments, plus I like sending everyone to the original blogs to make new connections. And thank YOU for the poem!
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I hear you. And thanks again. ❤
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These are very good, Ladies.
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Thanks Robbie.. glad to bring a smile to your day.. hugsxx
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Glad you enjoyed Robbie ❤
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Hilarious, Debby and Sally. The burglar and the closed street. Toni x
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Glad we made you smile Toni… ♥
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Glad to hear our work is done – making you smile, Toni. xx
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So funny. The forced Christmas invitation. 😉 Thanks for sharing, Debby and Sally! xx Michael
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Never underestimate parents lol..hugs Michael.. x
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Glad you enjoyed Michael, and thanks for sharing. ❤
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🙂 Always with a great pleasure, Debby! I hope you are staying well, and enjoy the day! xx Michael
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Thank you. ❤
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Reblogged this on NEW BLOG HERE >> https:/BOOKS.ESLARN-NET.DE.
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Thanks for sharing Michael..hugsx
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We all need a set of jumper cables some days.
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no kidding Pete..lol. x
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Understatement Pete! 🙂
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It seems like the best diet is one of chuckles. Thank you for serving it on a full plate! “It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying”, love it! 🙂
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Great analogy. Glad you enjoyed. 🙂
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Delighted you enjoyed and thanks for letting us know..
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Good to have you back, Maids of Mirth. Great job.
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Thanks very much John.. hugsxx
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Thanks so much John 🙂
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These were terrific, ladies. Loved them all. Hugs
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Great Will. We try not to disappoint. 🙂 x
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Great to hear thanks William.. hugsx
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Debby, Marilyn, and Sally, this was a hoot! Loved all of them! Thank you. 🤣🤣🤣
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Great thanks very much for letting us know Gwen ♥
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Glad to hear Gwen. I’ll pass it on to Marilyn. ❤
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Lol, loved the marriage solution Sal. Very clever idea! Hugs ❤ xx
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I wouldn’t want to try and best those two in a poker game! ♥
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Lol, no, you would not! 🙂 ❤
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Loved the Christmas divorce and am still grinning at the couple and the closed street! Many thanks to both of you. xx
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Thanks Alex..♥
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Happy to bring the smiles Trish. ❤
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Hahaha!!! These are all so funny, I can’t pick a favourite! Thanks for the laughs 💕🙂
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Happy to hear Harmony.. ♥♥
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Hugs Harmony ❤
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Lol! Too funny. Great tactic for getting the kids home for Christmas! 🙂
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I know had me laughing… thanks Jan ♥
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That one had me laughing, too! I didn’t see the punchline coming at all.
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