Firstly, some funnies from Debby Gies and her neighbour Marilyn who has donated for our enjoyment followed by some jokes from Sally.
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Now for a joke from Sally
At the Dentist.
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist.
“I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want Novacaine because I’m in a big hurry,” the woman said. “Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we’ll be on our way.”
The dentist was quite impressed. “You’re certainly a courageous woman,” he said. “Which tooth is it?”
The woman turned to her husband and said, “Show him your tooth, dear
‘Open Wider,’ requested the dentist as he began his examination.
‘Good heavens,’ he said astonished. ‘You have the biggest cavity I have ever seen – the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen.
‘Ok no need to rub it in by repeating yourself.’ said the patient. ‘I am scared enough as it is.’
‘I’m not repeating myself,’ replied the dentist. ‘That was the echo.’
Thank you for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. Debby and Sally.