Firstly, some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some funnies from Sally. Thanks to those who share the funnies on the internet.
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Now for some fun from Sally….
Knowledge and Faith
Father O’Grady was preaching the difference between knowledge and faith.
‘In the front row we have Teresa and Shamus with their six children,’ he said. ‘Teresa knows they are her children. That’s knowledge.
Shamus believes they are his children. That’s faith.’
There is a Mongolian-Jewish restaurant. It’s called Genghis Cohen..
Two crayfish in a restaurant’s aquarium realised that this would probably be their last night together. The male started kissing and cuddling the female. She said: ‘Okay, but will you still respect me in the mornay?’
A Scot, Irishman and an Englishman were dining together in a restaurant. When the waiter cleared away the coffee the Scot was heard to ask for the bill.
Next day the newspaper headlines declared: Irish Ventriloquist shot in restaurant.
In the pub…..
An Englishman, a Frenchman(the Scot was busy that day) and an Irishman were in a pub talking about their children.
‘My son was born on St George’s Day, ‘remarked the Englishman, ‘So we obviously decided to call him George.’
‘That’s a real coincidence’, observed the Frenchman’, My daughter was born on Valentine’s Day, so we decided to call her Valentine.’
‘That’s really incredible’, drawled the Irishman, ‘Exactly the same thing happened with my son Pancake.’
Thank you for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. Debby and Sally.