Smorgasbord Laughter is the Best Medicine – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Fluffy Butt and Pub talk

Firstly, some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some funnies from Sally. Thanks to those who share the funnies on the internet.

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Now for some fun from Sally….

Knowledge and Faith

Father O’Grady was preaching the difference between knowledge and faith.

‘In the front row we have Teresa and Shamus with their six children,’ he said. ‘Teresa knows they are her children. That’s knowledge.

Shamus believes they are his children. That’s faith.’


There is a Mongolian-Jewish restaurant. It’s called Genghis Cohen..


Two crayfish in a restaurant’s aquarium realised that this would probably be their last night together. The male started kissing and cuddling the female. She said: ‘Okay, but will you still respect me in the mornay?’


A Scot, Irishman and an Englishman were dining together in a restaurant. When the waiter cleared away the coffee the Scot was heard to ask for the bill.

Next day the newspaper headlines declared: Irish Ventriloquist shot in restaurant.

In the pub…..

An Englishman, a Frenchman(the Scot was busy that day) and an Irishman were in a pub talking about their children.

‘My son was born on St George’s Day, ‘remarked the Englishman, ‘So we obviously decided to call him George.’

‘That’s a real coincidence’, observed the Frenchman’, My daughter was born on Valentine’s Day, so we decided to call her Valentine.’

‘That’s really incredible’, drawled the Irishman, ‘Exactly the same thing happened with my son Pancake.’

Thank you for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. Debby and Sally.

65 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter is the Best Medicine – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Fluffy Butt and Pub talk

  1. So many of these cracked me up today. Loved the memes, Debby. The Bond one was a perfect match. Lol. And the difference between knowledge and faith was very clever, Sally. Thanks for the laughs!

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  2. You outdid yourselves Maids of Mirth. The oxymorons were terrific. My eyebrows went up when the Scot asked for the check. (I’m 1/2 Scot) Then the punchline caused me two puffs on the rescue inhaler.

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  3. Loved the childhood phone number vs. yesterday’s password. That joke reminded me of my buddy, Bill. His father-in-law used to tell him, “You know more useless s*** than anyone I know.🤣

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  4. Wonderful! The oxymorons were great, I can remember my childhood phone number (mind you, it was considerably shorter then), can’t remember yesterday’s password and loved Father O’Grady! Great stuff, ladies! 🤣 🤣 🤣

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