Smorgasbord Laughter is the Best Medicine Christmas Special – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Cookie Thieves and Band Name

Firstly, some festive funnies from Debby Gies followed by a joke or two from Sally. Thanks to those who share the funnies on the internet.

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Now for some fun from Sally….from the Christmas archives

Just in case you didn’t make a note of this festive recipe…

Besht Cishmash Reshippy.

• 1 Cup butter
• 1 Cup Sugar
• 4 large eggs
• 1 Cup dried fruit
• 1 Teaspoon baking powder
• 1 Teaspoon baking soda
• 1 Tablespoon Lemon Juice
• 1 Cup brown sugar
• 1 Cup nuts
• 1 or 2 quarts of aged whisky

Before you begin, sample the whisky to check for quality. Good isn’t it?

Select a large mixing bowl and a measuring cup. Check the whisky again as it must be just right. To be absolutely sure, pour a large glass and drink as fast as you can.

Repeat

With an electric mixer, beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar and beat the hell out of it again. Meanwhile at this parsnicular point in time, wake sure that the whixy hasn’t gone bad while you weren’t looking. Open second quart if nestessazy.

Add 2 large leggs, 2 cups of fried druit and beat until high, If druit gest shtuck in peaters, just pry the monsters loosh with a drewscriver.

Example the whiksty again, shecking confistancy, then shitf 2 cups of salt or destergent or whatever, like anyone gifts a shplit.

Chample the whitchey shum more.

Shitfin shum lemon zhoosh. Fold in chopped sputter and shrained nusts. Add 100 babblspoons of brown booger or whushever’s closhest and mix well. Greash ubben and turn the caky tin to 350 decrees. Now pour the whole mesh into the washing machine and set on sinch shycle.

Cheque dat whixney wunsh more and pash out.

And if you get stuck for conversation around the Christmas dinner table…(answers please in the comments below and they will of course be kept completely confidential!)

 

Thank you for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. Debby and Sally.