Smorgasbord Funnies 2023 – Hosts Sally Cronin and Debby Gies – Retro Texting and even more one liners

Firstly, some funnies from Debby Gies who is on winter vacation in Mexico but has left us some funnies to enjoy.

D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.

My thanks to Debby  for expert foraging…

D. G. Kaye – Buy: Amazon US – And: Amazon UK Blog: D.G. Writes – Goodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads – Twitter: @pokercubster

Debby’s latest post in her series Spiritual Awareness. Learning to trust your intuition

Now something from Sally’s Joke book archives….

Time for some more one liners….(no groaning please).

Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

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A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?” “That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?” “Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”

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A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?” She leaned over the counter and said, “Burrr-gerrr Kiiing.”

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My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.

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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

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A mexican magician was doing a magic trick. He said, Uno, Dose, and he disappeared without a trace.

Thanks One line fun

Thank you for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… thanks Sally and Debby.