Smorgasbord Funnies 2023 – Hosts Sally Cronin and Debby Gies – Dogs and Therapy

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Firstly, some funnies from Debby Gies who is on winter vacation in Mexico but has left us some funnies to enjoy.

D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.

My thanks to Debby  for expert foraging…

D. G. Kaye – Buy: Amazon US – And: Amazon UK Blog: D.G. Writes – Goodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads – Twitter: @pokercubster

Debby’s latest post in her series Spiritual Awareness. Learning to trust your intuition

Now something from Sally’s Joke book archives….

Time for some more one liners….(no groaning please).

‘Doctor, Doctor.. help me I’m shrinking.’ ‘Just a minute and be a little patient’.

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Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!

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Doctor, Doctor I think I’m suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn’t I see you yesterday?

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“Doctor, there’s a patient on line 1 that says he’s invisible.” “Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.”

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The therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns. I look at the therapist and said, “Divorce is strong with this one!”

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My therapist told me that a great way to let go of your anger is to write letters to people you hate and then burn them. I did that and I feel much better but I’m wondering… do I keep the letters?

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Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”

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When someone asks me if I’m seeing anyone, I automatically assume they’re talking about a psychiatrist.

Thanks One line fun

Thank you for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… thanks Sally and Debby.

 

 

81 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Funnies 2023 – Hosts Sally Cronin and Debby Gies – Dogs and Therapy”

  9. Reblogged this on Filosofa's Word and commented:
    I just really think our brains could all use a ‘humour break’ today, and there’s no better place to find humour than Sally & Debby’s Smorgasbord blog, so let’s head on over and see if we can find a few chuckles to relieve all the recent political angst …

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  13. My therapist told me that a great way to let go of your anger is to write letters to people you hate and then burn them. I did that and I feel much better but I’m wondering… do I keep the letters?
    Love it!

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  18. Loved the cats coming out of the film, and those one-liners were both groanworthy and very funny. The one I can’t get out of my head is the dressed chicken! Many thanks, ladies! xx

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