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Now something from Sally
And now for some one liners….please no groaning from the balcony….
I just watched a program about BEAVERS.
It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen.
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What did the PIRATE say on his 80th birthday
“Aye, matey!”
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How do you organize an OUTER SPACE party
You planet.
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What type of magazines do COWS enjoy reading
Cattlelogs.
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What did the OCEAN say to the sailboat
Nothing; it just waved.
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What did the mermaid wear to MATH CLASS
An algae-bra.
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I ordered a CHICKEN and an EGG online.
I’ll let you know which comes first.
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A termite walks into a BAR and asks
“Is the bar tender here?”
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What did DADDY spider say to baby spider
You spend too much time on the WEB.
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What do you call a group of KILLER WHALES playing instruments
An orca-stra.
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We might be going SNORKELING this weekend
but I’m not holding my breath.
Thanks for dropping in and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… Debby and Sally.
I love the one-liners, and the bar… I’ll try and remember the serial killer retort. You never know when it might come handy! Thanks, Debby and Sally! (I’ll borrow some of those for my advanced English classes) 😉
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Thanks Olga and would like to be a fly on a wall when you give that response to the next person you offer a lift too… hope your class enjoy them…hugs
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Loved the serial killer one! So many good laughs!
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Just what we like to hear Jennie…hugsx
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Loved the serial killer one and someone must have seen my own interpretive dance to have caught the details so perfectly! Many thanks, both of you! xx
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Lol… thanks Alex and enjoy your weekend..hugs
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I can hear the seventh-grade boys a-gigglin’ over the mermaid joke!
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They might pay more attention in class if she turned up…xx
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I can’t imagine an algae-bra feeling very comfortable 🙂 But I’ll take the shower bar. ❤
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The bar seems to be a popular makeover.. with you on the bra..♥
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LOL ❤
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Serial killer got me laughing for the first time this week! Still smiling 🙂 Thanks!
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Good to hear Jemima.. hope you find more smiles in the rest of the week..hugsx
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Ha! Ha!! Groans and chuckles all in the same post. I love the bar in the shower!! Great idea!
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Thanks Jan.. I think that might become a trend lol.. you would have to be careful when you kept the ice…hugs
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Definitely! 🙂
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Had some nice chuckles here. A few groans but I think they are fun too. Good job, Sally and Debby.
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Thanks John.. always happy to hear that.. enjoy the rest of the week…hugsx
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You as well, Sally.
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Thanks John. Glad you enjoyed. 🙂
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I did, Debby.
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Lol, I’ve done the interpretive spider dance once or twice!
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Mine is not great on style but effective lol.. xx
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Hahahahaha Lol This with the bar in the shower could be a very nice idea. 😉 Thank you Debby and Sally. Always great laughter guaranted. Michael
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Thanks Michael… I wonder which would run out first.. hot water or the booze..xx
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Thank you for remembering me on this, Sally! Its very important having showering only with hot water, after decreasing temperature by alcohol. 🙂 xx
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lol.. don’t slip..xx
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:-)) hugsx
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Lol, the bar is a smash hit! 🙂 x
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I need to add some more racks into my shower..xx♥
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Absolutely! 🙂 xx
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Yeah! Have a beautiful weekend, Debby! 🙂 xx
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Thank you Michael. Happy weekend to you too 🙂 xx
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Thank you very much, Debby! :-))
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Well, I like the bar in the shower. Sounds like a plan. And the spider dance. that could be my granddaughter or my son-in-law! And all the puns! Great.
Thank you, ladies for the giggles.
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Happy to oblige Viv and I am with your granddaughter and son-in-law with the dancing..xx
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I’m eyeing that bar in the shower myself, lol 🙂
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Excellent, ladies. They are all super, especially the serial killer and the orca-stra. Thanks. Hugs
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Glad to give you some laughs William and thanks for passing along ..hugs..
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Lol, the serial killer is a killer Will 🙂 xx Thanks for sharing 🙂
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Great giggles, Ladies.
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Thanks Robbie..hugs
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love the serial killer one, and all the puns; it took me a moment to get the termite one…
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Glad you enjoyed Jim… they are dreadful groaners..xx
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Lol Jim 🙂
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