Firstly, some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some funnies from Sally. Thanks to those who share the funnies on the internet.
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Now for some funnies from Sally….
Miss Smythe was miffed… Her pet a Chihuahua was consistently second in dog shows throughout the country…
One day she decided to investigate by asking the judges why this was happening. It was explained to her that the true Chihuahua breed had smooth coats and her dog, despite being perfect in every other way, had a shaggy coat.
Miss Smythe decided to take action and popped into a local pharmacist to buy some hair remover.
The chemist handed her the latest product. ‘When you slap this on, it’s best to keep your arms up for two or three minutes,’ he said.
‘Oh it’s not for my underarms, it’s for my Chihuahua,’ she explained.
‘In that case,’ said the chemist, ‘don’t ride a bike for 30 minutes.’
The parish priest was a welcome visitor for short-sighted Mrs. Evans and after he had left one day she commented to her daughter how kind he was.
‘But that wasn’t the priest mum that was the doctor.’
‘Oh was it?’ Mrs Evans exclaimed with relief, ‘I thought Father O’Malley was getting a bit familiar!’
Popes and Lawyers.
The Pope dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates on the same cloud as a lawyer.
They are both ushered in and St. Peter assigns the lawyer to a mansion with a golf course while the Pope is confined to a single room with a radio.
Even the lawyer is surprised. ‘How come?’ he asked.
St. Peter replied: ‘We have near on 100 popes, but you are the first lawyer.’
Thank you for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. Debby and Sally.