Firstly, some funnies from Debby Gies followed by a joke or two from Sally. Thanks to those who share the funnies on the internet.
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Now for some fun from Sally….from the archives
What not to do when driving!
A police officer was inspecting a car crash where two people had been injured and taken off in an ambulance to hospital. As he looked at the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car.
The officer looked down at the monkey and said, “I wish you could talk.” The monkey looked up at the officer and nodded his head.
“You can understand what I’m saying?”asked the officer.
Again, the monkey nodded.
“Well, did you see what happened?”
The monkey nodded. He pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up to his mouth.
“They were drinking?” asked the officer.
The monkey nodded. The monkey then pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth, sucking deeply.
“They were smoking marijuana too?” asked the officer.
The monkey nodded. He made a kissing sign with his lips
“So they were playing around as well!?” asked the astounded officer. Again, the monkey nodded.
Now wait, you’re saying your owners were drinking, smoking and playing around before they wrecked the car?”
The monkey nodded. “What were you doing during all this?” asked the officer.
The monkey held up his hands on an imaginary steering wheel.
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Thank you for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. Debby and Sally.
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I need those playing cards. Funny as always.
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Thanks very much Jamie and I think we all need them.
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This was so funny! The book cover was a belly laugh.
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Definitely worth thinking about next time we fly..♥
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I only wish I were brave enough to actually do it!
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Far too many brilliant ones from Debby to choose a favourite, and that monkey one was superb! 🤣🤣🤣
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Thanks very much Alex.. that monkey cracked me up too..♥♥
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These were hilarious, ladies. Loved them all. Hugs
Reblogged on Improvisation – “The Art of Living”
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Thanks very much William and delighted you enjoyed…and for sharing on Tumblr..hugsx
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Fabulous findings, Debby and Sally! I agree about the playing cards, and the monkey story…
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Thanks very much Olga and both the cards and the monkey seem to have hit the spot in this post..♥
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Hilarious!!! The monkey got me giggling right out loud!
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It made me laught too Jan… put a whole new context on monkeying around lol ♥
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Throwing yourself upon the mercy of the court as the cat did is a solid move.
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Lol, if animals are guilty i crime they always know a way out not to get sentenced. 😉 But i also love the ancient ruins and the other fantastic photo jokes. Thanks for sharing, Debby and Sally! Enjoy your day/ night! hugsx Michael
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Lol Michael. And so glad you enjoyed. 🙂 ❤
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Thanks, they are wonderful as always, Debby! xx Michael
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Thanks Michael.. and they do seem to get away with a lot… delighted you enjoyed..hugsx
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So it is, Sally! 😉 xx Michael
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Reblogged this on NEW BLOG HERE >> https:/BOOKS.ESLARN-NET.DE.
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Thanks for sharing Michael xx
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Thanks for sharing the funnies Michael..hugs
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Debby always finds the best memes and Sally has found the perfect pet. Please package him and send him right over.
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Will do Robbie… buckle up lol ♥
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Lolol Robbie. And thank you ❤
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I love the one about the monkey!!
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That one did make me laugh Liz… very visual..hugsx
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Lol Sal. The monkey story was hilarious. ❤
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I had to tone it down a bit… they were certainly monkeying around lol ♥♥
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Lolol 🙂 ❤
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Ha. ha ha. All good ones, Maids of Mirth
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Happy to stay in good standing John. 🙂
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Thanks very much John..hugsx
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LOL.
I have playing cards just like those!
What a giggle
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It will come to us all Sue lol.. ♥
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I just loved them when teaching.
Reminds me, must introduce Alexander to them! lol
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Lol, I do too! ❤
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Not just me then?
I think i bought mine in Canada!
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Lol. I know I got mine here in Canada 🙂 I’d pull them out sometimes when my hubby’s brothers would come over to play cards. 🙂 Always good for a laugh 🙂 x
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Oh, monkeying around 🙂
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lol..I am surprised they weren’t texting too Jemima xxx
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These were great. I love the memes, Debby. The cat playing victim was my fav, but those huge playing cards could come in handy! And the monkey story, Sally, caught me off guard. What a hoot. Thanks for the laughs!
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Thanks Diana…I would like to meet the person who made that story up… made me laugh too.. ♥
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Lol Diana. Those cards are the perfect size by me 🙂 🙂 ❤
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🙂 🙂 My mom could have kept playing bridge, though they would have needed a huge table.
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Lolol 🙂
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😂😂😂Last night, I tried to put on my reading glasses only to realise I was still wearing my other glasses! I’m like … why can’t I get them on?!? 😂😂😂 Thanks for the needed laughs, ladies! Hugs 💕🙂
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Lol been there! 🙂 xx
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Lol… I will admit to sometimes having to add another pair in the supermarket to read the labels and hope nobody is taking selfies around me.. not a good look..♥
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The camera on my phone gets a lot of use so I’m can zoom in on the picture! 😂💖
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Yes that is a very useful facility on phones unless you are taking a selfie… lol ♥♥
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😂😂😂
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Not just me, then! 🤣
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Nope! Definitely in good company! 🤣💖
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