Firstly, with the results of sleuthing on the Internet are some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some jokes from Sally.
D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
Thanks to Debby for finding these treasures… please give her a round of applause..
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Check out Debby’s latest relationship column here on Smorgasbord: September 2021 – The Relationship with Ourselves -Self-Care
Now for some jokes from Sally –
The Debt
A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?” “Do you have any proof he owes you the money?” asked the lawyer. “Nope,” replied the man. “OK, then write him a letter asking him for the $5,000 he owed you,” said the lawyer. “But it’s only $500,” replied the man. “Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your proof!”
MIT Graduate Interview
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary are you looking for?”
The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”
The interviewer inquires, “Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?”
The engineer sits up straight and says, “Wow! Are you kidding?”
The interviewer replies, “Yeah, but you started it.”
Thanks for dropping in today and I hope you are leaving with a smile on your face..thanks Sally and Debby..
I have the same problem, I don’t think any of the microwaves work properly…
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Its not on… they cost enough…hugsx
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Heeeey wait a minute! I have one of those ad blockers, too! 😀
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Very effective.. and entertaining too…hugsx
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Hilarious! The parents racing away from school is pretty darned accurate. And I love the lawyer’s logic! Thanks, ladies!
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Both my favs today too Robbie 🙂 x
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Thanks Jan…hugsxx
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You both had me laughing this morning. Love the memes, Debby, especially the beans. I’m going to use that one on my husband today. And good ones, Sally. Funny… and I think I learned something from the lawyer to tuck away for the future. Lol.
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Lol Diana. Yes, you can serve beans every night and just call it something else. 🙂 xx
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Yuck. I’m not a big fan of beans. I’ll have to check what other buttons are on the microwave. Hehe.
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Lol.. now an ice-cream one would be great…xxx
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LOL. Yes.
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♥
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Lol! 🙂
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Thanks Diana…as you say that loan one could be useful at some point…hugsx
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I could do with borrowing the ad-blocker. I wasn’t aware that Human Resources Officers had a sense of humour but that chap’s was pretty good.
Ginormous Hugs
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My kind of guy.. I have had interviews like that with graduates… I think there might be a module or two missing from their courses… such as how to negotiate your first job interviews…xxxhugsxxx
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Applause, applause! 😀
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Thanks Liz…glad you enjoyed xxx
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You’re welcome, Sally.
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Lol on the jokes Sal. That debt one is particularly clever. ❤
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One to remember when trying to get a loan back…♥♥
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Definitely! ❤
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I don’t think there’s a harried parent in the world who can’t identify with that first one, Debby! And I loved the graduate interview, Sally. Pats on the back to both of you! xx
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Lol Trish, can’t be far from the truth. 🙂 ❤
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Thanks Alex…♥
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No wonder lawyers get paid the big bucks, lol
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Set a thief to catch a thief lol…hugsx
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Great jokes! And that beans meme–if only…
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I know… wouldn’t that be great lol..xx
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Reblogged this on OPENED HERE >> https:/BOOKS.ESLARN-NET.DE.
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Thanks Michael..hugsx
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Lol, all so wonderful, but the MIT Graduate Review is perfect for a mega great laughter. :-)) Thanks for sharing, Ladies! Enjoy your evening (Sally), late night (Debby). 😉 xx Michael
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Thanks Michael glad you found it funny…hugsxx
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Thank you Michael for reading, enjoying and sharing. Happy weekend. 🙂 xx
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Oh sorry, had to change the account, because some wp.com-blogs only let me comment with the Twitter account.
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Okay thanks Michael…hugsx
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I loved all these Maids of Mirth. Keepers everyone. (Including the Maids)
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Thanks very much John.. we are always delighted to hear that..hugsxx
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LOL John, whew, glad to hear we still have jobs. 🙂
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Hi Sally and Debby, so hilarious. Toni x
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Thanks Toni.. keep smiling..♥
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Hi Toni. That’s what we like to hear ❤
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I like the strategy of getting a debt repaid.
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Useful to tuck the idea away in case needed at some point…xx
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if only microwaves worked like that! the MIT guy should have then responded: “OK, I can do without the dental…” 🙂
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Lol.. agreed on both points Jim…enjoy your weekend..x
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you too, Sally!
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